memory |
remember those shirts with the looney tunes characters all dressed up in hip hop clothes and stuff?well...nothing about it. they we're pretty funny though.
Posted by Birry-san on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:45:00 PST |
chinese statement crackers. |
okay, i've officially renamed fortune cookies. the last few i've cracked open haven't had anything close to resembling a "fortune" inside. "opportunity is knocking at your door"....what the?! &n...
Posted by Birry-san on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST |
Vintage |
since when has the word "vintage" become a synonym for "crappy"? uhh...yeah, that "vintage" guitar isn't cool...it's a piece of crap. so is that "vintage" shirt and car.
Posted by Birry-san on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:52:00 PST |
aliens! |
seriously...if aliens came to earth and started firing their laser guns, and they sounded anything like the laser guns on 70's tv shows or movies...i would not be the least bit scared. actually,...
Posted by Birry-san on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:07:00 PST |
crime |
i almost want to commit a robbery with a mask on, but then show one person my face, just so i can have a police sketch done of me to see how close they get.
hey, and if the sketch ...
Posted by Birry-san on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 04:51:00 PST |
arcade games |
i think arcade games should be able to take all coins and add it up to a quarter...it's only fair. pay phones do it. vending machines do it. toll booths do it. ...
Posted by Birry-san on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 12:02:00 PST |
time |
have you ever looked at your watch...and then 5 seconds later realized that you didn't remember the time, so you have to look again.?
and then 5 seconds later someone asks you what time it is, so...
Posted by Birry-san on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 06:20:00 PST |
the greatest thing since sliced bread. |
what in the HELL does that mean!? sliced bread? that's it? so you're telling me that before 1928...before some hick named otto invented a bread slicer, nothing in history was ever as great?
hmm....
Posted by Birry-san on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 06:47:00 PST |
tattoos |
when it comes time to pick out that first tattoo, remember...it doesnt matter how much you like that one comic book, cause theres always a chance that eight years later someone will make a movie of ...
Posted by Birry-san on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
george foreman |
ahh...the george foreman grill...more than just a kitchen appliance, it has become a part of our american fabric; a part of the nation's pop culture. so popular, in fact, that it was among the top-sel...
Posted by Birry-san on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
