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About Me

Master Warbeast, emptying function rooms since 2006. Formed in a pub in Kidderminster, by two smashing gents who were fed up at how crap and unheavy their previous bands were. A blend of Thrash, Death, Grind and Punk is what they wanted and all they needed was a name for the band."what shall we call our band?" "i dunno, we should call it something really cheesy like MASTER WARBEAST" "ok, we'll call it that"the nightmare continues. . . . . . . . .

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Member Since: 11/09/2006
Band Members: KARL (boyish good looks)
RAN (boyish good looks)
DAN (boyish good looks)
JIM (boyish good looks)

Influences: Robson & Jerome, Beer, Top Gun, Ted Danson, Pies, Death Metal, Grind, Pastys, Obese Porn, Brian Blessed, Moustaches, Your Mom, Dolph Lundgren, Cock Rock, Darts, Gods Green Worcestershire (bless her), Taking A Massive Shit, Vikings blah, blah, blah.
Sounds Like: CHEAP AND CHEERLESS CRUSTY WANK..........We are more handsome than the following bands...Napalm Death, Carcass, Entombed, Discharge, At The Gates, W.A.S.P, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Crowbar, Agathocles, Pantera, Dead Infection, Krabathor, Extreme Noise Terror, Darkthrone, Anti Cimex, Fecal Corpse, Goatsblood, Kreator, Tankard, Nasum, Morbid Angel, Kiss, Brain Drill, Yngwie, Obituary, Sepultura, Face Down.
Record Label: D.I. fucking Y.
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

we want to play a dive near you!

Indeed we do! We are booking for 2009 and beyond. If you want to play with us or support you or just know a bill screaming out for a bit of inbred small town extreme music then get in touch. Not reall...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 08:41:00 GMT

Jim’s debut in MWB colours

Unless something horrible and untoward happens, Saturday 18th October @ The Swinging Sporran, Birmingham will be our first gig with Jim (Walking Corpse/Visions Through Hate etc etc) on vocals. Its £3 ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:16:00 GMT

NEW VOCALIST! & other news (hold yourself down)

We our proud to announce that we have a new vocalist, he's names Jim and he is a smasher. The four barmen of the Copacabana are now in the process of writing new material that will change forever...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:52:00 GMT

Vocalist Wanted

Due to the dramatic departure of Andrew from the fold, we are searching the near land for a true hero of the vocal realm. As well as being able to growl/scream whatever we require said candidate ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:57:00 GMT