Keoni's Page I am not adding new friends, I barely talk to the ones I have.
Hi, I am Keoni, the blanket humping, duck chasing, landlord attacking fuzzball with some of the best friends on myspace. I am half Pomeranian and half Chihuahua, People think the Pom part is cute until the Chi part comes out and I bite their nose off. Thats a fun game "got your nose!!!" Living in my house are two people, Billy, my chaufer and Heather, my maid. I don't call them my parents because we aren't the same species, and they are definitely not my masters; If you are picking my poop up out of your shoe, I am your master! Anyway, I am thier gaurd dog, but they are poor and own nothing, so I am unemployed. Actually, I babysit the foster dogs that Billy and Heather bring home. I think they have had 13 so far. I have taken a couple foster dogs out to chase ducks, but none of them can do it as well as me. Check out my myspace videos, my collection of pictures, and the signs in my blog.
HERES THE DEAL: If you want to add me as your friend. I am swamped with friend requests and I can't tell who is cool and who is trying to sell me an ipod. So if I recognize alot of your top friends I will probably add you. If I don't add you with in a day MESSAGE ME, then I know you really want me to add you. If you don't message me then I will assume you are a friend collector and deny you. sorry, but I get too many crappy requests.
