A hooker with a heart of gold, or a midget who's fantasy never gets old; give me a tap of guinness that never runs dry, and ne'er a tear more shall i cry! I'm looking for hope of a world that is fyne, where all the dreams of large breasts will be mine; where the women are classy, all to often they're flashy, and between plump round bosoms I will die...But a down home girl would be dashing, who'd never judge my stylish fashion; cook a meal for a king, back to bed for nice themes, and my world'll be flooded with passion!