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About Me

Is she a folk singer or a stand-up comic? Can she truly see into the future? Will she ever forgive Starbucks for serving egg sandwiches? Is she a natural brunette or a natural redhead? Here's what we know: Sweet Thighs is righteous and ribald. She cares about the Swedes. She misses eating meat. Her thighs are sweet. She's on day 146 surviving on carrots and plankton. She believes in the death of true love and corporeal punishment in the form of mullet-giving. She likes glitter. She hates your underwear. Take it off.
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/11/2006
Band Website: reach out and touch: [email protected]
Band Members: Sweet Thighs
Influences: Jane Roe. Fundamentalist Mormons. Dead mothers. Silicone. The smell of Cranston, RI on a summer night. Glossy mags. Hetero fags. Children who smell like kitty litter. Anything bitter.
Sounds Like: Fresh bacon cookin' on the skillet on a Sunday morning in October, while the kiddies play with plutonium in the backyard.
Record Label: unsigned.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Sexual liberation, anyone?

Anyone? Anyone?Life is grand in my corner. Sorry I haven't been around, dear readers. I've been out and about. Life is good. So all my 30-something and 40-something female friends are affirming that I...
Posted by Sweet Thighs on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:08:00 PST

No I'm not dead...

Some of you have been wondering where I've been. I've been out a lot, frankly. Not home, not near a computer. But I'm alive and well and kickin. Lots of fun stories to tell at some point, but not righ...
Posted by Sweet Thighs on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:29:00 PST

Lists for Chicago.

A friend of mine is leaving Chicago in 5 months and has asked for a list of things she needs to do before she goes. I wrote the following. I think a list should be made once a month, to ensure new thi...
Posted by Sweet Thighs on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:04:00 PST

My word is my Bond.

I'm watching Diamonds are Forever for the first time.If James Bond movies were the primary movies watched by girls and boys, we'd all have some seriously messed up gender issues.Maybe the Taliban uses...
Posted by Sweet Thighs on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:16:00 PST

Hee Ya.

Listening to Aretha Franklin this morning. Man, she makes it sound so easy. I have been awake since 4:30. I read for a few hours before heading to work for a 10-hour work day. I'll tell you something...
Posted by Sweet Thighs on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:46:00 PST

Huh. Bianca and Alice.

So, I can carry a tune, right. But usually I have a back-up singer's voice. Or like I sing folky jazzy. But never ever ever have I been a powerhouse singer. Really never. I just assumed that wasn't my...
Posted by Sweet Thighs on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:36:00 PST

My ta-tas.

Last night I really wanted to get out on my own for a couple hours and dance. I really like doing this when I have the energy, because I am a booty-shaking machine of dance flava and I'm not afraid to...
Posted by Sweet Thighs on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:17:00 PST

I dig this one.

40 Things Rarely Asked1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Once.2. Do you have any weird sleeping habits?Hm. I've been primarily single but have always slept on one side of the bed. It's always...
Posted by Sweet Thighs on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:24:00 PST

O M F G

I have short hair!Lovin it! First time I've had anything but long-ass hair in about 5 years...
Posted by Sweet Thighs on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:10:00 PST

Holy Crap. No. HOLY. Crap.

Ok, so this morning my friend directed me to watch Nia on YouTube. So I did. I recommend you check her out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms6BtRYMtpwThen through watching a bunch of Nia's videos and ...
Posted by Sweet Thighs on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:10:00 PST