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Salty Cracka

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About Me


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My Interests

My kids, music(old punk, metal, industrial, and goth), tattoos, cooking, art, reading, old rides, cards, MTG, pool(out of practice) and just plain ol' hangin with friends(Suzi's, Triple Rock, Plan B, and CC Club).

I'd like to meet:

Design team of the new Challenger, Carroll Shelby, Mario Batali, Rachel Rey, Daniel Negraneu, Anthony Bourdain, the frat boys that jumped my friend Steve, Selma Hayek, and the blessed maker of 43.... ahhhhhhh!!!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: kk
Birthday: 07Mar74
Birthplace: Naples, Italy
Current Location: Depends when you read this
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Would be blonde... but I shave my head
Height: Shorter than my kid brother
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish/German/Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Disaster Series Airwalks circa 1989
Your Weakness: Cigarettes
Your Fears: Something happening to friends or family
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushroom and Salami from Punch
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Down to 210 by Summer/Get other calf tattooed
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: Already
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyebrows
Your Bedtime: 3-4 am
Your Most Missed Memory: Don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Was coke... but stopped drinking soda last month
MacDonalds or Burger King: Yuk!
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Green Tea w/ Honey
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yep
Do you Swear: Not at home
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: 2x a day
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Not Sloth from Goonies... so I'll be OK
Are you a Health Freak: No... but am taking decent care of myself besides smoking
Do you get along with your Parents: Now that I don't live with them
Do you like Thunderstorms: I don't know... do they like me?
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, nor have I been fat dipping recently
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: I was in military and college.... guess!
Ever been called a Tease: Years ago
Ever been Beaten up: Yep
Ever Shoplifted: 18 years ago
How do you want to Die: Don't want to yet
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Hot rod mechanic
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia or Italy again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Unimportant
Favourite Hair Color: Unimportant... just have some
Short or Long Hair: Where?
Height: No midgets
Weight: No M1- Abrams
Best Clothing Style: None
Number of CDs I own: Unsure
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Don't recall

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Music:

ETC......

Movies:

Valley Girl, Gleaming the Cube, Hard Core Logo, Midnight Madness, Hollywood Shuffle, Heavy Metal, Blade Runner, Last American Virgin, Logan's Run, Killer Klowns from Outerspace, Time Bandits, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Decline of Western Civilization(Both), Warriors, The Departed, American Hardcore, Heathers, Road Warrior, Tombstone, Night of the Comet, The Day After, Damnation Alley, Gymkata, Crippled Masters, Motorama, Clash of the Titans, Flash Gordan, Red Dawn, Colors, The Fog, Training Day, Gangs of New York, and North Shore(Are you FOB or JOJ). See Clerks II... my 80 year old grandma laughed her ass off.

Television:

No Time.... except cartoons with kiddos during day, 3-2-1 Penguins is badass. Seen every Spongebob and Dora episode I'll bet. Chappelle on DVD. When I do have a chance... Food Network, the Shield, and UFC.

Books:

Biographies on just about any historical figures and/or music personalities. Simon R. Green " Nightside" series, Italian cookbooks, American Hardcore, We got the Neutron Bomb, Get in the Van, So This is Traveling, No Reservations, The Nasty Bits, Kitchen Confidential, National Geographic and Rolling Stone Magazines.

Heroes:

My Fam, Friends, and Troops in our Armed Forces(Big ups to my dad, both grandfathers, my dad's bro Terry for his service "but man up for your daughters and Rhonda", Jeff Felton and all his crew of USAF pilots, and my boy Shayne and all his "Seabees").
You are Obi-Wan Kenobi Obi-Wan Kenobi 69% Chewbacca 66% Yoda 66% An Ewok 64% Qui-Gon Jinn 62% R2-D2 62% Luke Skywalker 62% Han Solo 61% Lando Calrissian 58% Princess Leia 57% You are civilized, calm, and
have a good sense of humor,
even when those around you don't.
You can hold your own in a fight,
but prefer it when things
don't get too exciting.
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My Blog

Hoodrat mathematics

      So I am working the smoking patio/exit on AQUA Nightclub’s oh so delightful Sunday night Hip-Hop night three Sundays ago. My spot is an exit only zone and I also m...
Posted by Salty Cracka on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:25:00 PST

Fight here, fight there, and damn a fight over there too!

Normally this blog is a rant.... or bitch session, call it what you will. But, I just realized on the drive home last night aka this morning, that I just wanted to say good job to all the security sta...
Posted by Salty Cracka on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:39:00 PST

RED DOT

If you have a red dot in the middle of your chest when the cops are yelling at you......MOVE YOUR ASS!Seriously.... I am sick and tired of stupidity and people whining the cops have it in for them.&nb...
Posted by Salty Cracka on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:54:00 PST

Riddle me this?

So I got a question.....So if I were to knock-out a crossdresser with a knife it doesn't really mean I hit a girl, right?  Please help me out...
Posted by Salty Cracka on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:39:00 PST

Mathematics

21 drunk guys on bachelor party + 8 bouncers + 12 police officers+ 2 horses= 7 arrests or 14 drunk guys on bachelor partyAhhhhhhhhhh...... work sure is educational!...
Posted by Salty Cracka on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:32:00 PST

2 weeks....

Well folks.... I gave Suzi's my two week notice and am working downtown with Shayne at AQUA.  The money was way better, shorter shifts, and won't have to do 3 employees worth of work on Thursdays...
Posted by Salty Cracka on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:14:00 PST

Been avoiding it....

Six years of avoiding working downtown.  Turns out I like it....big ups to my boy Shayne and the owners/staff at AQUA.  Still holding down fort at Suzi's.... but pay the man....
Posted by Salty Cracka on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:58:00 PST

Poor guy.....

     Ryan and I are sitting at Suzi's front door watchin' Iron Chef America: Battle Chilies(Take that Morimoto) bored out of our minds. In walks a guy and girl which I greet with ,...
Posted by Salty Cracka on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:40:00 PST

Snow callin' the cotton white

     Rob and I are standin' out front of work and I notice a crowd of pasty white college age kids stop at the parking lot entrance.  One is visibly obliterated, two friends h...
Posted by Salty Cracka on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:26:00 PST

Chip on Shoulder

Scene: Two women enter doorI say "How are you ladies? ID's please."First woman responds with "What? You don't want us here?"I say "I just asked how you were and for your ID's please."After I check the...
Posted by Salty Cracka on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:58:00 PST