Tall Blue Midget

About me, About turn left right left right. That whole diatribe if you can call it a diatribe would have worked so much better if the box thingy wasn't entitled band bio and actually said about me. Ahhh Nevermind the bollocks. Right so eah anyway, what, wait no I'll start over: I'm Fido McCokefeen, I've recently discovered if you stroke the inside of a tent when wet, you get drenched. A little bit of insider scoop for you all there. I of course take myself, like you should oh so fricking seriously! I'm kind of getting of the point here I think but hey ho let's go who care bears. So I'm Tall Blue Midget, I like long walks, cups of coffee and the occasional slap in the face. I've been making music for a while now, well ever since the make a wish foundation gave me all the equipment. My actual real birth name if you're interested is Rupert or now known to people as NEIL HALL, I chose the name Neil as it's just such a great name. It doesn't make me sound like 76 or a builder or anything so I still maintain it was the best choice for me! Now let's get down to show business and finger bang. Tall Blue Midget is a creation that descended from the outer realm of Swindon, just left of the magical magic roundabout. Well Cheney Manor in fact. I sat in front of my computer tickled a synth and what I came up with was sound that often filled the empty space of 3 and a half minutes, yet took me four and a half years to make. I independently released something up the walls of my toilet, a little joke there for the kiddies ho hum ho hum. Yes well, released a debut album entitled Tall Blue Midget, original that! I'm currently polishing up my second release that probably about seven people will hear in its complete form. I feel so sorry for the rest of you as track four actually instructs you of how to go about time travelling so in all honestly it's worth it just for that. It contains 15 tracks ( first album this is, sorry about punctuation. Blame Commonweal School, The mall, Swindon. Go there, take a look around. yummy ! ) of wonderment all composed by little old me. Forgot the name; well it's Peter......no no no sorry now I'm confused, it's Neil! Second album called sweetly : THE DEATH OF PRINCESS LOVELY. I have now moved from Swindon to Exeter to live with my lady. Lady equals girlfriend, soul mate, superlative worthy of a Myspace page! Jenny. She is actual amazment and a person I can't envisage my life without. She is the inspiration for a lot of my music so you've her to thank or blame. My tunes, sonnets, wordless poems expressions of freedom and truth and love and marriage and children and running water and cups of urine and and wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Jenny Jen Jen so as long as she keeps beating me and kicking me into that dark corner, the reverse is oh so true that you'll get the dark yet uplifting tunes of Tall Blue Midget. Being the celebrity that I am and so up my own arse. I did previously have a Myspace page but I have actually forgotten all the sign information so that's pants. This is the new Tall Blue Midget page. So come here. No no not in the face. Feel free to talk to me, contact me, leave comments, listen eat sour dough bread and share all your thoughts. I hope to take over the world with my wicked macchinations so just be happy and talk talk talk to me... width="425" height="350" ..