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My little people!!
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How can you not just fuckin LOVE him?!
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent. Pearl S. Buck
How one treats their enemies is a great measure of their character. Whether you agree with him or not, don’t you owe it to yourself to respect him? I see so many of you tearing him apart…but if you really believed he was wrong…shouldn’t you be praying for him…and not bitching about him? I love, admire…and support the president of my country…but even if I didn’t, I would still hold reverence for the position he holds…
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example...Mark Twain
Call me Ishmael....
Hmm…about me…I am basically one big ball of discombobulation (and yes, in my dictionary that is a word. I have sent notification to Webster). I hate girly girls, yet I love pink…I have a pink room in my house. If you see me walking around, you would see me in a funny little t-shirt, a really really cool pair of jeans (my jeans are awesome, I love them), my black twisted jelly bracelets that I never take off (yes..I still wear jelly bracelets) along with a rope necklace with a bead that looks like a giraffe that I got in the keys over 13 yrs ago with Dax…and if you don’t know Dax…you don’t know me, and I will be in converse…converse are awesome…I love them. You could buy a small car with all the cute girly shoes I have…but I only really wear my converse. I absolutely love life!! Life is really just one big joke…some of us get it…and some of you don’t. I love the ones who get it. Never pass up an opportunity to laugh…and find humor in EVERYTHING, even the bad stuff! Sarcasm is awesome…I love it. I love to read!! I read everything, but not that romance shit…don’t even put that near me. I will puke…or those “beach novel’s”. Gimme a break, really, are they serious with that shit. Basically, if it makes somebody’s top ten, I hate it. But everything else…I love. I love the mind…it is fascinating. The mind is where real beauty lies. I love to learn. I am curious about everything, and it is my goal to one day know everything :). Smart people are awesome. I love them. I would love to watch Arie Fleischer give a press conference (that is the former White House press secretary for those of you who don’t know that) over a George Clooney movie any day. George Clooney is a moron. I don’t love him. And what is up with people loving movie stars? You don’t even know them. You’re a moron… what the hell…seriously…are you kidding me with that? I LOVE my family. I am married to the greatest man alive! He is everything to me. I adore him. He is the greatest friend I could of asked for. We have been together for 11years, and I can count on one hand how many days I have been away from him. I couldn’t live one minute with out him. He is really just an extension of myself. I can’t wait to be old with him. He is awesome…I love him. We have two children that are our treasure. Our son is 5, and our daughter is 4. They are the coolest little people in the world. They are my heartbeat. My family is everything to me. And so are the people that are just like family to me. I love people…but I love them from afar. I have a very very small list of a select few who I have as friends in my life, but I do that on purpose. I have lots of people that I love that are in my life, and I love them just as much, so don’t be offended if you fall into the latter category. Those of you who have the key to my heart….Muah!! You know who you are…and I adore you!! You are awesome…I love you!! I saved the best for last, like always. The most important thing there is to know about me is that I LOVE GOD! I give my whole life to him. He is my beginning and my end…and everything in between. Jesus Christ rocks. He is the coolest man that has ever lived. He is soo awesome. I love him!! And if you are still reading this far down…you probably know me…because who else would be that committed to care! :) Myspace Graphics
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The inherent vice of capitalism is the uneven division of blessings, while the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal division of misery. Winston Churchill

Annoy a liberal, work hard and be happy.
Be original. Too many people are the same. Don't follow the crowd. The crowd sucks. Find your own way.

We don't have to fit into prefabricated moral or mental or religious boxes before we are admitted into the company of God - we are taken seriously just as we are and given a place in His story, for it is, after all, His story; none of us is the leading character in the story of our life. Msg bibleDon't be a bystander in life. Get up and help someone. But most of all, VOTE REPUBLICAN! And God bless Ronald Reagan.

John 14:27 Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.
John 16: 33 "I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world."

I'd like to meet:

Who do I want to meet? Ronald Reagan baby!!!

Ronald Reagan quotes
1. "Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose." - Ronald Reagan
2. "The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
3. "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
4. "Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong." - Ronald Reagan
5. I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."- Ronald Reagan
6. "The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination." - Ronald Reagan
7. "Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." - Ronald Reagan
8. "The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program." - Ronald Reagan
9. "I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting." - Ronald Reagan
10."It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first." - Ronald Reagan
11. "Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." - Ronald Reagan
12. "Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book." - Ronald Reagan
13. "No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. - Ronald Reagan
15. "If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."Ronald Reagan

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Music:

It really all depends on which personality is in control that day. At the top of my favorite list is Bush…but I love old Bush…(haha…I said I love OLD BUSH…that’s funny), seriously though, Sixteen Stone Bush…and Limp Bizkit. Limp Bizkit is awesome. I love them. Fred Durst rocks. He is my secret mental lover…ok, not really…but if I had one, it could be him. I also love classical music. I am a sucker for the piano. Beethoven and Chopin are my favorite. They are awesome…I love them! Big fan of Ben E. King too…and Otis Redding is the greatest singer of ALL TIME. If you don’t know who Otis Redding is, you don’t know me…and you don’t know shit about good music. Otis Redding is awesome…I love him!

Movies:

I love you Richie!!

Television:

I don't watch T.V.

Books:

Anything and everything by Margaret George. All of Austin, Alcott, Hemingway, and Dickens. The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger, The Red Tent by Anita Diamant, Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry, and Anne Rice's new stuff, now that she found her way back to the truth. Oh, and all biographies about Ronald Reagan!

Heroes:

My hero is my husband, Rich. He is the beacon of light that is always there to guide me in from the darkness. He is my truth and my reality in a world of make believe that is full of lies and deceit. The one who is always there to rescue me, from me, and the one who always loves me. The Great Ronald Wilson Reagan,Paul, GEORGE W. and all of those who have the courage to go against the crowd and do the right thing, no matter what the cost, and every soldier that has ever sacrificed their life for freedom. It takes a real man to stand up and defend those who can not defend themselves. Don't forget them! www.treatsfortroops.com

and my best friend Ben deRemer, for reminding me how great life is when you live it the way it was meant to be lived.

Rich...you are the greatest husband in all the world...

It's me and my purple honeybunny :)
My brother-in-law is fuckin awesome...Dax, I adore you!!
My BFF rocks...you kick as Ben!!

My Blog

Life is so fucking funny!

Life is so fucking funny. It is so full of suprises. I don't know how it brought me here. One morning I woke up and found myself a mother and a wife, and I love my life. I never knew this simple life ...
Posted by *Cortney* on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:58:00 PST

Why I love Ronald Reagan

Anyone that knows me at all knows about my passionate admiration for Ronald Reagan, and I am always asked why him. What is it with me and Ronald Reagan? Why do I continue to hold in such high regard a...
Posted by *Cortney* on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 03:15:00 PST

Is Rudy the man?

As I attempt to diligently research this subject, I find myself leaning more and more towards Giuliani for 08. As opposed to "compassionate" conservatism that has been played up in the last 7 years, h...
Posted by *Cortney* on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:18:00 PST

1 John 4: 7-19

..> ..> My Peace comes from His love; how beautiful, that He loved us first. 1 John 4: 7-19 Message Translation 4:7 My beloved friends, let us continue to love each other since love comes from God....
Posted by *Cortney* on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:48:00 PST

way back when

It is so strange to look back at yourself when you were younger and see who you use to be. This is something I wrote when I was 16. So much of this girl will always be with me, but now there is so muc...
Posted by *Cortney* on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:29:00 PST

Global what? where?

Written by Jeremy Robb        NASA has reported that Mars is coming out of an ice age and experiencing significant climate changes.  Somehow, some way, the ruth...
Posted by *Cortney* on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:28:00 PST

Wisdom

Wisdom tells you the wise thing to do. Stop and listen to what wisdom (God) is saying to do in every situation. Wisdom has to do with becoming skillful in honoring our parents and raising our children...
Posted by *Cortney* on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

Why God?

I have always known God. I have always loved the Lord. But looking back on it, it was more like a relationship a child has with a distant family member. For example, lets say I had a rich uncle that I...
Posted by *Cortney* on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:44:00 PST

Eternal forgiveness

The stuff I am studying: (Can  you believe I study this for fun, and yes, I consider this fun. Ya'll can have your night clubs and parties, me, I'll take my books any night of the week) In the Ol...
Posted by *Cortney* on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:53:00 PST