Baseball and Football (courtesy of George Carlin) |
Baseball is different from any other sport; very different. For instance, in most sports you score points or goals; in baseball you score runs.
In most sports the ball, or object, is put in pla...
Posted by G on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:17:00 PST |
Black History Month (courtesy of Wanda Sykes) |
I try to avoid watching television during February because that's the time when networks dedicate a few thrity-second spots for a Black History Moment. The spots usually run during a show that has a b...
Posted by G on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:24:00 PST |
Michael Jackson (courtesy of Wanda Sykes) |
I was watching TV when the cops raided Michael Jackson's place. Breaking news, there were over seventy patrol cars headed to Michael's house. So many cop cars, I thought they got a tip that Bin Laden ...
Posted by G on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:34:00 PST |
The Trouble With Being Mr. Nice Guy |
"Where are all the good men?" women cry. Or more to the point, "Where are all the men who don't play games?" The answer to that question is simple, women have already passed them by. And if they haven...
Posted by G on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:57:00 PST |
What's Really Her Biggest Mistake? |
So.......Britney Spears just divorced Kevin Federline and told him "You're the biggest mistake I've ever made, but thank you for my babies." Let's just think about this quote for a second................
Posted by G on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:36:00 PST |
What's Really Goin' On With Water..... |
New World Water by Mos Def
There's nothing more refreshing (that cool refreshing drink)Than a cool, crisp, clean glass of water On a warm summer's day (That cool refreshing drink)Try it with your frie...
Posted by G on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST |
Well.........It's Funny To Me |
3 WAYS TO KNOW WHEN YOU'RE REALLY OLD
1. Somebody compliments you on your nice leather shoes and you're actually barefoot.
2. When you go to get x-rays done and they just have you stand in ...
Posted by G on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:10:00 PST |
Ghetto |
GHETTO by Sticky FingazBein ghetto, it's just the things we do sometimesLike hangin your clothes on the oven to dryBut you late, you gotta go and they ain't ready yet(You put 'em on anyway, and rock '...
Posted by G on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:59:00 PST |
Frustration with the government. Do you see this? |
Home of The Brave by Mr. LifNow let's talk about self expression, true expressionOpen your minds without questionNo doubt, tell me what you're thinking aboutLet's try to set aside pride and cloutCan y...
Posted by G on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:52:00 PST |
Rap music is like cigarettes. Read on and you'll see |
CIGARETTES BY FORT MINOR Man, I love this rap game mainly cause it's coolTo add a little spice to the life you've been throughEveryone exaggerates a tiny little bitMake that shit sound more gangster t...
Posted by G on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 05:00:00 PST |
