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kimburke.

sheridan: UNDO ONE MORE BUTTON AND I SWEAR I WILL SET YOU ON FIRE

About Me

i love it when the milk and cereal run out at the same time. provided that i have another box and gallon, naturally. ---------------------------------------------www.kimburke.ne t----------------------------------------------

My Interests

grammar. minimalist dancing. alterations. etiquette. hyponchondria. making lists. crossing things off. aspiring: gastronome, sommelier, film critic, collector, tattooist, realtor, flipper, aesthetic theorist, faux painter, equestrian, and professional darter.

I'd like to meet:

people who have never uttered the phrase 'whatever happens in ____ stays in ____' nor 'nobody puts baby in the corner'. if you love me so much then make me a sandwich.

Music:

is tertiary.

Movies:

high fidelity. wonderboys. stranger than paradise. drowningmona. david holzman's diary. the squid and the whale. the wind that shakes the barley. gerry. jesus' son. everything is illuminated. pull my daisy. the descent. the footlight parade. the good girl. notorious. houseof1000corpses. happiness. brown sugar.

Television:

MAN VS WILD. the sarah silverman program. curb your enthusiasm. roseanne. home movies. stella. squidbillies.

Books:

presently: no one belongs here more than you:miranda july.----------------------- i will read anything i can get my hands on, including the dictionary, gossip periodicals, and board game instructions.

Heroes:

vincent gallo. writers that can make me laugh aloud.

My Blog

ART SALE!

hey guys,   as many of you know, jake and i are moving to philly...on wednesday. and we've got a lot of art that we've been toting around for way too long. hence: ART SALE! kims house, tomorrow...
Posted by kimburke. on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:47:00 PST

wine diary: 4/20-5/7

a bit overdue, but whatever. so last weekend i worked at the first dc international art fair with artdc, a company actually based out of miami and ohio..?? it was 80 galleries from 39 different c...
Posted by kimburke. on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:30:00 PST

wine diary: 4/2-4/19

jeez its been awhile since i posted one of these. good thing i've been drinking accordingly. --domaine bellevue touraine malbec (loire valley, france, 2005): holy shit this is the best wine i've ever...
Posted by kimburke. on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:08:00 PST

guess what

i'm engaged. jake asked me yesterday. he left a drawing at my house that said my cat had a present for me, and the ring was hooked onto her collar. it's vintage, from the 20's, with 2 real pearls ...
Posted by kimburke. on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:59:00 PST

wine diary: 3/19-4/2

i have been studying, forreal.  ask me anything. ok maybe not anything...but i do feel a hell of a lot more confident talking to people and reccommending things, even if they're super knowledgeab...
Posted by kimburke. on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

wine diary: 3/9- 3/19

---tall horse merlot (2004, south africa): this is pretty delicious. i wanted to say apricots and fresh cherries, but i always second guess myself. really soft, easy to drink. ha. ---maison nicolas r...
Posted by kimburke. on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:22:00 PST

wine diary: 3/2-3/9

---les jamelles cinsault (2005, pays d'oc, france): refreshing, off-dry, crisp, a bit acidic/tart. apricots, pears, green apple.---pfalz saint m riesling (2005, germany): crisp, dry, doesnt have the z...
Posted by kimburke. on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 05:58:00 PST

prepare yourselves

life update: i just got a new job at a wine shoppe called grapes and barley. its pretty much the sweetest job ive ever had. they have free tastings every friday (please come out to either store), and ...
Posted by kimburke. on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:29:00 PST

america blows.

alright, now that ive been back in the new world for nearly a week, i suppose i could finally write this thing. so we took the coach and the boat from belfast to stranraer, then the train to glasgow...
Posted by kimburke. on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:29:00 PST

ew

ok ill update later about how fabulous paris was and fun times in london with alex, but theres a guy jerking off right near us in the internet cafe place and looking at spanking porn. what the hell. w...
Posted by kimburke. on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:04:00 PST