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Born in the coastal town of Jan Juc and living 500 meters from the famous Bells Beach it was inevitable that I would take up Croquet… at the age of 5 I won the Croquet World Championship on the ever green lawns of Windsor Castle… though I soon grew tired of the fame and returned home to pursue my other passions of surfing and tennis, surprisingly my sporting career never reached those heights again and I have had so settle for mediocre life of an educated man. At the age of 10 whilst watching Hey Hey Its Saturday my parents told me that Daryl Summers was indeed my real father… a young boy growing up on the set of HHIS had its moments but with "Ozzie Ostrich" as a best friend and the humorous antidotes from Little Dickie (Russel Gilbert was just annoying) life was good. It was here through the guidance of Molly Meldrum I developed a passion for music that still thrives today. Unfortunately all good things must come to an end… When HHIS was taken off air Daryl couldn’t stand the sight of me, said I reminded him of the good days and it pained him… So at the tender age of 13 I enlisted in the “school of hard knocks”… The Geelong College!!! It was here I developed my mind so that I was capable of remembering “pie” to the 20000000 decimal places and I tuned my body so that I could touch my toes bending backwards… At 17 I graduated school and moved up to Melbourne where life became dull, in constant transit between Melbourne and Jan Juc I enjoy the best of both worlds, the insane party life of Melbourne and the coastal life of the surf coast…

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