Zach the Country Wonder

CHAPTER I
Denver music scenester/god Zach Brooks -- of the almighty Scott Baio Army//Call Sign Cobra//Inopposition//Hipster Bloodbath//etc. -- foregoes other "musicians" and focuses on the only thing that really matters: himself. Bow down to his acoustic genius.

CHAPTER II
Upon the domination of the quaint, mountain village of Denver Colorado, our hero has gone West, to that rain-soaked junction of mighty rivers, Portland Oregon, to tackle his most difficult foe: stretch-jean-clad anarcho/crust punks who have not yet realized that it is permissible to laugh at one’s self as well as the infinite multitude of this world’s inequities.