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Samantha

if I can't show my boobs on the internet then the terrorists have won.

About Me

I totally buy into the whole country bumpkin, midwestern christian boy-thing. His scheme is working.

My Interests

Watching Magic Bullet infomercials.

I'd like to meet:

Mike Brown #30:(

Music:

Afghan Whigs, Gin Blossoms, The Smiths, Gene Loves Jezebel, Jesus and Mary Chain, My Bloody Valentine, Catherine Wheel, Twilight Singers.

Movies:

Man of Marble. Citizen Kane. Dr. Strangelove. Ashes and Diamonds. Dead Alive. Europa Europa. Bez Konca. On The Waterfront. Con Air. The Rock. Moscow on the Hudson. Best in Show. Rocky IV.

Television:

Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Scientific Fronteirs, Planet Earth, NOVA, Everyday Italian, E-Vet Interns.

Books:

The Working Poor

My Blog

How many mildly sexual photos of Morrissey can I find?!

Jus' Bloggin' Crotch. Reading only the best publications. ...
Posted by Samantha on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:13:00 PST

I'm not really sure why

100 Facts001. Name: Samantha Michalska002. Your Nickname: Sam / Semi / Poopy 003. Middle Name: Patrycia004. Place of Birth: Chicago, IL 005. Zodiac Sign: Taurus006. Male or Female: Female007. Your las...
Posted by Samantha on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:24:00 PST

Olio

What is Blogging? I hate the interweb. .. no i dont. 1. When u looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was behind you? home: door work: makeup. lots and lots of makeup. 2. How much cash ...
Posted by Samantha on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:03:00 PST

You Just Haven't Earned it Yet Baby

1. Of all the bands/artists in your cd/record collection, which one do you own the most of? : Smiths / Morrissey! 2. What was the last song you listened to? Smiths! - Hand in glove 3. What's ...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:15:00 PST

Another survey to waste time and energy.

1) SPELL YOUR NAME WITH BAND NAMES: S - Siouxsie and the Banshees A - A.C. Newman M - is for Morrissey! A - Afghan Whigs N - New Order T - The The H - Hot Snakes A - Al Green 2) Have you...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 01:11:00 PST

Stolen from Teresa, of course.

1. My uncle once: chased me around the forest with a headless duck and yelled at me because I didn't want to pluck his feathers. This was the precise moment that I became a vegetarian. 2. Never in...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 08:42:00 PST

TOOK A LONG TIME

Favorite Beatles song: I don't really like the Beatles (I know, sacrelig) Favorite Rolling Stones song: "Angie" / "Paint It Black" Favorite Doors song: "LA Woman" Favorite Bob Dylan song: "I Am A...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

best animal EVER

it smells its own butt! ...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST