⇒Oh My Gosh ∴ Its iJosh™ [14]

About Me

→The names Josh .
→I brought sexy back.
→I dont give a fuck if I offend you.
→I like attention.
→Im a smartass most of the time.
→ Egotisticle ? ..maybe
→I am not a morning person.
→Im pretty easy to get along with.
→I dont have top friends so dont ask.
→The one thing i dont want- drama . Dont bring it around.
→Im not rich. Id like to think i am. But im not.
→I am not one to sugar coat answers.
→I hate fakes.
→Im immature at times..I dont care.
→I enjoy showing off .
→ Exhibitionism sounds fun.
→Music is my life .
→I watch way too much TV.
⇒ Especially the simpsons .
[ive seen all of them]
→Im really good at computers.
→I learn fast.
→It may not show that often..but im a genious .

My Interests

music
sports
television
videogames
chilin with friends
GIRLS
money
food
starbucks
swimming
playing pool
riding my bike
MY IPOD
going to the movies
jacked up trucks
fast cars
energy drinks
laughing at my brothers
going to amusement parks
computer stuff

I'd like to meet:

Touch me. Tease me. Kiss me. Please me.

Music:

Eminem
HED PE
Kottonmouth Kings
Linkin Park
AFI
Paramore
Muse
Modest Mouse
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Silverstien
Mindless Self Indulgence
Fort Minor
+44
Black Eyed Peas
Cartel
Shiny Toy Guns
The All-American Rejects
A Love Ends Suicide
Eleventyseven
The Red Jumpsiut Apperatus
ACDC
Limp Bizkit
She Wants Revenge
Arctic Monkeys
Cobra Starship
Ying Yang Twins
Sublime
Teddybears
My Chemical Romance
30 Seconds To Mars
Avenged Sevenfold
SUGARCULT
Rise Against
HIM
69 Eyes
Violent Femmes
LCD Soundsystem

Movies:

THE SIMPSONS MOVIE
The Ninth Gate
Napoleon Dinamite
8 Mile
300
Deep Blue Sea
Benchwarmers
Not Another Teen Movie
American Pie 1 & 2
Amittyville Horror
Snakes On A Plane
Spaceballs
Dude Wheres My Car
Fun With Dick and Jane
Scary Movie 1 2 3 & 4
Epic Movie
It
The Number 23
Batman Begins
Charlie and The Chocolate Factory(the original)
Billy Maddison
Click
Ferris Bullers Day Off
Happy Gilmore
Montey Python
Anchor Man
Jackass
The Ring 1 & 2
Saw

Television:

Family Guy
The Simpsons
American Dad
Futerama
Bones
House
Rugrats
Pimp My Ride
Comedy Central Presents...
Muic Videos
Mind of Mencia
Recess
ORIGINAL SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS(the new ones suck)
CSI
The History Channel
Wild n' Out
Jackass

Books:

the biggest waste of time in the history of the universe
Books I've Actually Read (on my own choice)-
Misery-Steven King

Four Past Midnight-Steven King
The Green Mile-Steven King
False Memory-Dean Koontz
Lightning-Dean Koontz
and thats about it....

Heroes:

im not bro. im not a skater. or a punk. im not emo. or prep. or scene. im my own self. labels are for clothes. not people.

I Watch A Thousand Dreams Come True...
Not One Of Them Involving You. [1.13.02]
I searched for love in this empty world. But all I found was hate.

My Blog

eleven

1) New York City has 11 letters2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroythe Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.4) George W Bush has 11 letters. &nbs...
Posted by ⇒Oh My Gosh ∴ Its iJosh™ [14] on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:41:00 PST

Plasma Tv's

How they work!....Plasma is the watery substance of blood. plasma becomes ionized when hemoglobin is introduced via red blood cells. Also, plasma is really frickin hot and the sun is made out of it. P...
Posted by ⇒Oh My Gosh ∴ Its iJosh™ [14] on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

taco bell.

THIS SUX!!! Ok 2 weeks Paz returned a burrito....thats it 1 stupid burrito the freakin managers a prick and refused to give his money bak at first, then gave back his $1.25 and then kicked us all out ...
Posted by ⇒Oh My Gosh ∴ Its iJosh™ [14] on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 05:00:00 PST