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Faegan Guildenstern

..HUG ME BROTHA!..".. ..

About Me

I am everything and I am nothing. I'm who I want to be and who I can't help but being...Who am I?I'm me...at least I'm trying to be. Like I said I'm who I want to be and who I can't help being...the funny thing about that is that I don't know what either are...That and I'm too lazy to write anything :)

Oh there is one thing you should know...

I am the 5th Beatle.

My Interests

Art.
Theatre.
Music.
Movies.
Writing.

People.
Places.
Things.
Nouns.



Oh and let's not forget:
fucking Your Mom!

“If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up!”

I'd like to meet:


I’d like to meet those who will inspire

and those who have already done so.


nataliewithguns: how many ribs must a man chomp on before you can call him a man?
nataliewithguns: the answer my friend is hidden in my rib... the answer is hidden in my rib.
MrsTedTheBellhop: and how many pees must one man pee before he's allowed to be unpeed?
nataliewithguns: the answer my friend is hidden in the rib.
MrsTedTheBellhop: How many times must the gum balls pop before they stick on your face
nataliewithguns: the answer my friend is hidden in the rib
nataliewithguns: the answer is hidden in muh rib
MrsTedTheBellhop: And how many times must a fart go unsmelled before your nose starts to run
nataliewithguns: the answer my friend is hidden in your rib
nataliewithguns: the answer is hidden in da rib

- Natalie & Faegan (Time wasted online while sitting next to one another...We're cool.)

Music:


Leonard Cohen.
The Pixies.
Johnny Cash.
IMA Robot.
THE BEATLES.
Regina Spektor.
Adele.
The Distillers.
The Gorillaz.
The Sex Pistols.
Cream.
REM.
Creedence Clearwater Revival.
The Doors.
Beck.
Hole.
Ween.
The Vines.
The Strokes.
Sublime.
Third Eye Blind.
KoRn.
Foo Fighters.
Leonard Skynard.
JANIS JOPLIN.
BOB DYLAN.
Dean Martin.
The Cranberries.
Nirvana.
Reel Big Fish.
Cake.
Pink Floyd.
The Blood Brothers.
Eric Clapton.
Blink 182.
The Smashing Pumpkins.
And soooo much more!

Movies:


(*not in any type of order*)
ACROSS THE UNIVERSE.
RESERVOIR DOGS.
FIGHT CLUB.
Planet Terror.
Death Proof.
Kill Bill.
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.
Four Rooms.
HELP!
A HARD DAYS NIGHT.
Reefer Madness (both old & new)
A Dirty Shame.
Jarhead.
Almost Famous.
Martin & Lewis Films.
Trainspotting.
Garden State.
Cruel Intentions.
The Wackness.
Running With Scissors.
Party Monster.
Edward Scissor Hands.
Beetlejuice.
Natural Born Killers.
Can’t Hardly Wait.
Wristcutters.
Powder.
Dogma.
Super Troopers.
Beerfest.
Grandma’s Boy.
Saved!
American History X.
Stepbrothers.
Monster.
Pulp Fiction.
Requiem For a Dream.
DON'T LOOK BACK.
Detroit Rock City.
A Life Less Ordinary.
Lars and the Real Girl.
Velvet Goldmine.
MOULIN ROUGE.
Romeo and Juliet.
Idle Hands.
Half Nelson.
INTO THE WILD.
The Breakfast Club.
Spun.
Empire Records.
Mall-Rats.
Wedding Daze.
The Last Unicorn.
Spice World.
The (old) Nutty Professor.
SLC Punk.
Benny and Joon.
Blow.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
True Romance.
I Heart Huckabees.
Pumpkin.
TITUS.
Se7en.
Never Been Kissed.
& SO MUCH MORE!!!

Television:


The Office.
Scrubs.
Intervention.
South Park.
Family Guy.
The Simpsons.
All Law & Order.
Degrassi.
SNL.
Late Night.
The Flight of the Conchords.
Drake and Josh (Don't Hate!)
That 70's Show

Books:

Choke
Fight Club
Invisible Monsters
Sideways Stories From Wayside
The BFG
The Perks of Being A Wallflower
Wayside School is Falling Down

Heroes:

Julie Taymor.
The Beatles.
Quentin Tarantino.
My Girls.
Bro & Sis.

My Blog

* August 17 -- Charlotte, NC -- Charlotte Bobcats Arena

american idol's jason castro is going on tour and im totally going lol (i didnt watch it at up except some clips my sis showed me and he's freaking adorable!   * August 17 -- Charlotte, NC -- Cha...
Posted by Faegan Guildenstern on Fri, 30 May 2008 01:55:00 PST

Smirnoff Frat Boy (old story)

He's Jumping Fences, Starting Fight Clubs, And Stripping Down To (laundry day's) Not-So Tighty Whities&Then When Brain Cells Are At A Minimum& He Wraps His Scraped, Bruised, And Very Cold Body In A Gr...
Posted by Faegan Guildenstern on Fri, 30 May 2008 03:31:00 PST

DAMN YOU FIREFOX!!!!!!!!!!

Okay...i know this is sad...but it pisses me off how firefox fucks up my page lol!!!!! even though the only person who really gives a shit how it looks is myself...im still upset and the fact tha...
Posted by Faegan Guildenstern on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:03:00 PST

follow up to blog below (should read)

see you can make your mark in all sorts of ways...the choices in life are endless...don’t be afraid to follow what feels right...even if it means getting messy or dressing up as a 20ft puppet......
Posted by Faegan Guildenstern on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:08:00 PST

Bread and Puppet Theater a neat little FYI

The Bread and Puppet Theater (often known simply as Bread & Puppet) is a politically radical puppet theater, active since the 1960s, currently based in Glover, Vermont. Its founder and director is...
Posted by Faegan Guildenstern on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:08:00 PST

Chuck Palahniuk MOVIES OUT THIS YEAR!!!!!!!

Chock is out in august starting SAM ROCKWELL who i loveinvisable monsters is in preproduction.....SOOOOO HAPPY!!!!
Posted by Faegan Guildenstern on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:55:00 PST

fucked it all up!

i just feel like no one likes me the way they used to...like im getting old or something...idk yo lol its whatever...really
Posted by Faegan Guildenstern on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:57:00 PST

FAKE FRIENDS...funny...not sad :)

Hey I dont wanna have "top friends" anymore...and this is why:1.) I don't feel like listing my friends from best, kinda best, just close, sorta close, good friend, just a friend, and so on... even if ...
Posted by Faegan Guildenstern on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:46:00 PST

DaneCooksTrue&FuckingHilariousDepictionOfAGoodCry

i couldn't get the video to stick so here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4nsI02gnUk
Posted by Faegan Guildenstern on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:11:00 PST

AHHHH! REAL LIFE-STERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The real word is comming and comming up fast (heehee...comming) and as you can see...i'm still very much a kid...still faking sick...still not wanting to wake up and go to school...."five more minutes...
Posted by Faegan Guildenstern on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:27:00 PST