My name is Julian. I am a cat. I am not supposed to be able to talk. Am I blowing your mind yet?
Well, I actually wouldn't like to meet anyone. Maybe my father. But you see, I am fearful of new. Forget being tangled up in it! Keep it away! I'm the proverbial scaredy cat. Maybe I should find a therapist to help me overcome this phobia. But I can't meet a therapist! Scared! So scared.... :-/