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Brooke

why don't you shut off m'lady?

About Me

One time, I watched Bill Clinton give a tour of his presidential library on C-SPAN for two and a half hours. I think that pretty much sums it up.

My Interests

SILFs, naps, hating on the Bush Administration, NOFs, funk, Coolio, sandwiches, Gary Oldman, Bill Clinton, Diet Coke, Chuck Noblet, Gardettos, Snape

I'd like to meet:

emaciated boys in screamo bands.Stephen Hawking.and probably Eddie Coker. oh wait, I met him and now we're best friends.

Music:

Old 97's, Wilco, Gogol Bordello, Bob Dylan

Movies:

wet hot american summer

Television:

the office, scrubs, six feet under.

Books:

a long way down, me talk pretty one day, great expectations.

Heroes:

Stephen motherfucking Hawking.

My Blog

KAZOO

today i'm really sad. i want to lay in a ball and cry and maybe write a whiny song about how bad my life sucks. maybe i should play my kazoo. ARCHERS OF LOAF RULES!
Posted by Minerva on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST