Everyone wants to be the boss |
Through my years of growing up I've come to realize that everyone wants to be important. Everyone wants attention for something. Everyone wants to be unique. If everyone wants to be ...
Posted by MAYEDA on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:47:00 PST |
Overused headlines |
Simple and to the point, these headlines tend to be the most overused and thus I will punch you in the fucking face if I see you on the street and you used one of these headlines:
1) Party like ...
Posted by MAYEDA on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST |
Rejected From Harvard |
As of May 9, 2007 I was officially REJECTED from Harvard Business School."Dear Mr. Mayeda:Thank you for your interest in Harvard Business School. While your achievements are outstanding, we regr...
Posted by MAYEDA on Fri, 11 May 2007 03:01:00 PST |
An Open list of items guys should NEVER say to each other |
This is a continuing list so please feel free to contribute.Following are several things that guys should NEVER, under ANY circumstances say to one another.1. Let's talk about my feelings.2.&nbs...
Posted by MAYEDA on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST |
10 Rules about working out at the gym |
1. Dress appropriately. If you're pasty-white, overweight, and just plain disgusting to look at, then the right move is to cover yourself up as much as possible. No body wants to see...
Posted by MAYEDA on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:03:00 PST |
Perfect Attendance |
And the award for perfect attendance goes to....some little brown nosing fuck who no one cares about.Remember this award? Back in the day of elementary school teachers promoted coming to class e...
Posted by MAYEDA on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:58:00 PST |
Men's Bathroom |
I told this story to Brett a couple of months ago, but finally decided to share it with the rest of the world via blog, just right...well right now.So imagine if you will, a men's bathroom in an offic...
Posted by MAYEDA on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:30:00 PST |
The Zoo |
So me and Jeff went to the Zoo yesterday (aka the spearmint rhino) at around 12 AM. As we get the door, a fucking giant of man tells me I can't wear my hat inside the club.&nb...
Posted by MAYEDA on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:17:00 PST |
Sounds like an idiot |
Beyonce and Rhianna sound like retards in interviews. Ironic, that such great voices can't put together decent sentences when asked simple questions like "where do you see yourself in 5 years".&...
Posted by MAYEDA on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:33:00 PST |
Roofies |
Remember Rufio from PAN? that peter pan movie with robin williams?
Well, i just saw him in 2 seconds of a verizon commercial. that sucks to be an actor. One minute working with dusti...
Posted by MAYEDA on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:36:00 PST |
