FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk ARMY BUDDIES: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught peeing --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs ARMY BUDDIES: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------ -------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. ARMY BUDDIES: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E &; E route. (true story) ------------------------------------------------------------ --- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. ARMY BUDDIES: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. ARMY BUDDIES: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. ARMY BUDDIES: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. ARMY BUDDIES: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. ARMY BUDDIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. ARMY BUDDIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. -------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. ARMY BUDDIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. ARMY BUDDIES: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. ------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. ARMY BUDDIES: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. ----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. ARMY BUDDIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!! -------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". ARMY BUDDIES: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!". ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. ARMY BUDDIES: Will knock them the Fuck out!! ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you." ARMY BUDDIES: Will actually take a bullet for you. ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will ignore this ARMY BUDDIES: Will pass this along to his Army Buddies(a girl that is supportive and will be there through the thick and thin she also must have goals of her own and be willing to have fun and of course the cleveland browns