About Me

I was dropped on my head a lot when I was a little durtie rice. Suffered massive head trauma falling off a second story balcony at 3 years of old. Good thing the big rock broke my fall. I was supposed to be D.E.D. ded. Had a brain tumor at 9 old years. Smashed my forehead on a car bumper while riding my bike at 12. I've spent more than a half million in insurance money on X-rays, C.A.T. scans, M.R.I.'s, doctors, checkups, meds, therapy, etc...... and after all this, all I have to show for it is A.D.D.. mutha fucka! but not to let you think im a crazy person..... i'm not what you think i am. you just have to meet me to know what im talking about
oh and btw I also go by DJ Axle and Jo Jo the Disk Monkey.

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Aim==== Durtie rice
HEY MR DJ! CAN YOU PLAY THAT SONG? ON AND ON AND ON......

notice the record? LED ZEPPLIN BABY!!!! and how's the turntable? motorized tone arm type shit

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I'd like to meet:

people who can help me make a lot of money and beautiful women I can gaze at and hope to get with

Music:

My Places of destruction....

Mondays--Visions (King Street Cafe)-- Mixed Plate!!! Starting May 19th, something to do on a monday night besides touching yourself. Live bands from 9-11. Dj Kronkite and Durtie Rice (me) playing real hip hop, reggae, funk, soul, mash ups, and whatever else that makes you groove. Minus the over-played mainstream. Speacial guest DJs appearing here and there. More info later...

Tuesdays--Venus Lounge-- After Hours... Underground Hip Hop and Neo Soul and stuff like that. Check me out.

Wednesdays--O Lounge-- Big Wednesdays, brought to you by Verticaljunkies.com and 102.7 the Bomb. $3 drinks!!! With the Secret Society bringing you good art and music for you people who appreciate. Break yo self!!!

Thursdays--To be announced

Fridays--F.U.B.A.R. Fridays @ Fasion 45! A Vertical Junkies thing. 18 and over till 4am. DJ's: Sub Zero, Kronkite, Static, and me of course. Gangster

Saturdays-- Rice Cracker @ Chai's Island Bistro. Architects, Double O Spot, Tantrics. 21 and over. Killer Hip Hop, RnB, and good shit in the main room by DJ's Delve and XL. Outside, Gspot and I gots the Funk, Soul, 80's, Mash up, and classics. yeah

but hey... pictures Look at what you're missin out on!!!

Trojan Records (not the Condom) is one of my fav's.

Movies:

I'd buy that for a Dollar!!
Is Durtie Rice gonna have to choke a Bitch?

Television:

Comedy Central... The source of all that is evil!

Books:

Why read a book when you can drink?

Heroes:

all my homies Support the crews!!!!

My Blog

The next level

It is that time again where I feel the need to disclose my thoughts to the world... Depression is a bitch! Suffering from one or many variations of the psychological burdens o...
Posted by durtie rice on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:44:00 PST

Rotten dead bodies in my brain

Death.... So common yet, very unpopular... The fear of it happening to one self is in us all. However, our approach to the subject as individuals are different. Some take it in stride and s...
Posted by durtie rice on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:16:00 PST

overwhelming waves of hydrogen oxide

alright its been a while since i felt like being a myspacer but i had some shit to deal with. I still have crazy ass dreams that are off the wall. There were soo many of them lately that I...
Posted by durtie rice on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:45:00 PST

castles, ocean, school gym, smirnoff vodka, and pea soup

how do all those fit together? another dream I had. (whoosh whoooosh whoosh, flashback squiggles) ha ha. If you ever watched the movie waterworld starring Kevin Costner, or however you spell his ...
Posted by durtie rice on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 01:32:00 PST

Stop Those Painters

Stop Those Painters by... Rita Golden Gelmen Painters painting Painters painting walls. Painters painting halls. Painters painting windows? No! Stop those painters. Make them go! P...
Posted by durtie rice on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:17:00 PST

Frozen Meat and old ladies

This dream happened the next day after the Yakuza dream. I wake up at home, go to my bathroom, and do my business. My grandpa was cleaning my bath-tub and left the water runnin and I ...
Posted by durtie rice on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 08:31:00 PST

I think my mind is fucking with me

So I finaly have another crazy ass dream to put here so here it goes. I was leaving for school from a house on the side of a mountain with my Dad and my Sister. Then some dude pops up out ...
Posted by durtie rice on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 08:13:00 PST

next dream....

last year... i was riding in a bus full of japanese tourists down a hill by my house. the weather was clear but at the bottom of the hill was 8 feet of water and my whole neighborhood was engulfed b...
Posted by durtie rice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

when i was a kid...

i was riding in the ecto 1 ghostbuster-mobile heading towards the Honolulu Airport. As we arrive, the weather is gusty and gloomy with shit flying all sorts of directions. We start our journey into ...
Posted by durtie rice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dream log...

ive been getting crazy ass dreams lately and i thought i would be cool to write them down before i forget them. they're pretty fucked up
Posted by durtie rice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST