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Captain Metabolizer

When I heard that, I got so excited that I felt like someone hooked my genitals up to a car battery.

About Me

Its impossible to sum up a person on here, but here's a little taste: I am quite possibly one of the most accident prone people you will meet; probably the most sarcastic as well...life without sarcasm is too boring for me; I'm extremely random and spontaneous; competitive; social; I get along with almost anyone; I can drink like a fish(hence the "Captain Metabolizer name...a friend said I can metabolize alcohol unlike anyone she's seen...so I got nicknamed that...thanks Danielle!! lol); my apartment smells of rich mahogany...I have many leather bound books; I have experienced many things in my life...good and bad...and would never trade those experiences for anything; ummm...that's it for now...anything else, ask and I may tell you...but if you ask a stupid question, expect a smartass response. That's just how I am...haha. Apparently, I am worth $2,523,412 on HumanForSale.com...any takers? PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

My Interests

Music is probably my main interest, Basketball(Lakers), Football(Dolphins), MMA(UFC, WEC), running, drinking, vegas, drinking IN vegas, traveling, politics, reading, partying, occasional clubbin, poker night w/ the guys, stand up comedy(lewis black/daniel tosh/demetri martin/dane cook), meeting new people...

I'd like to meet:

If you are fascinating in any way, I would love to meet you. I am always up for meeting new people. I love learning new things, and if you can teach me something about anything, awesome. I'm mainly on here to reconnect with old friends, stay in touch with current ones, and maybe meet a few new....and if I come across the woman who has it all, awesome. Because, shes hard to find in any bars or clubs. "it all" would consist of; major sarcasm(its sexy to me for some reason), confidence(on the border of cocky and arrogant), great sense of humor, political, music lover, knows about sports...and doesn't mind watching them, intelligent, about 5'6" to 5'11", doesnt take 3 hours getting ready to go somewhere...unless its a wedding, and shes IN it, is comfortable(and beautiful) in sweats OR a nice dress, and of course stunningly gorgeous. I would also love to meet anyone with substance...Anyone who loves to laugh, is also gonna be a winner with me..... PUT YOUR I'D LIKE TO MEET SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

Music:

I LOVE music...Im pretty eclectic when it comes to my music taste...311 is my all time favorite!! pepper, jay-z, AC/DC, busta rhymes, creedence clearwater revival, al green, mos def, billie holiday, bob marley, kanye west, audioslave, gym class heroes, madeleine peyroux(if u havent heard her, check it out...she sounds almost EXACTLEY like billie holiday), jack johnson, eric clapton, santana, hellogoodbye, ok go, death cab for cutie, velvet revolver, queen, pearl jam, hguns and roses, peter tosh, otis redding, crush luther, rage against the machine, alien ant farm, a tribe called quest, nas, maroon 5, frank sinatra, just about any jazz music, fort minor, ludacris, RHCP, weezer, fall out boy, beastie boys, method man and wu-tang, incubus, blackstar, 80's new wave and big hair bands, redman, 8mm, keith murray, eric sermon, def squad, jamiroquai, sugar ray, the beatles, 60's-70's r&b, norah jones, sublime, ub40, and one of my new favs has to be the faded spades...best live show out there...many more, as long as it sounds good to me...

I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Movies:

I have a TON...mostly comedies tho...just about anything with Will Ferrell is a must...smart comedies, like thank you for smoking(check it out if u havent seen it...AMAZING), I love a good laugh...not a big action movie fan, but there are some classics...crank is one of the best action movies ive seen...I love fight scenes and car chases...horror movies are always good, especially when Im with a beautiful girl, so she can get scared and grab onto me...haha...some gore can be good...some chick flicks, as long as they arent OVERLY pumped with estrogen...anything w/ angelina jolie in it...she's a goddess...

Television:

I recently have become addicted to Dexter on showtime...I watch either CNN and MSNBC daily in the morning when I wake up, and most nights...cant miss Laker Games, Sportscenter, Family Guy, Scrubs, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, the occasional Comedy Central Standup special...Lewis Black and Daniel Tosh are freakin awesome...TLC/Discovery/History channels every once in a while when I wanna feel like im smarter than i am...=P

Books:

im up for anything really...so if anyone has any ideas for a good book, let me know...I read alot of psychology books...some fiction...biographies...

Heroes:

Nick Naylor

My Blog

Wow...is all I have to say...hahahahahahaha

Man, some people are insane...I dunno...I guess I will never get it."[To the tune of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mixalot]"Baby Got Book"Lyrics by Dan Smith; Copyright 2004IntroOh my goodness, Becky, look a...
Posted by Captain Metabolizer on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:18:00 PST

For anyone that wants a good laugh...

I found this while playing around on the interent...its on a site that is pretty funny...tons of idiotic quotes trying to tear down atheism...like the one below...I just couldnt stop laughing at this ...
Posted by Captain Metabolizer on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 09:07:00 PST

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Maybe if Sprints techs weren't complete morons and had half a brain, then they would get their shit right the first time and people wouldn't have to call back 5-6 times to finally get someone competen...
Posted by Captain Metabolizer on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:59:00 PST

Whoa...

Sooo...Im not really one for blogging, but given the current situation I am in...and the fact that I'm a little loopy...I'll give it a shot. I currently am sitting here in a comfy chair+ottoman...cove...
Posted by Captain Metabolizer on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:20:00 PST

Chuck Norris

Well, I'm pretty bored...and found a site that randomly generates some interesting facts about the awesomeness that is...Chuck Norris...check em out below..."Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kil...
Posted by Captain Metabolizer on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:41:00 PST

Typical Woman...lol

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and w...
Posted by Captain Metabolizer on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:37:00 PST