I sometimes say things, that I soon realize by the expressions on my friend's faces, are misinterpreted and rather than screw things up more I role with it and look like a jerk or stupid...whatever comes first!
One weird thing about me, I am O.C.D. about public restrooms so I wash my hands before and after use.
I'm 1 of 7 kids, 4 brothers & 2 sisters. Im either too serious or not serious enough. The phrase, "there is a time & place for everything," never applies to me... I definitely rush things when I am positive I like it, especially when I am eating, mainly to avoid getting my hands dirty. If i were superman my cryptonite would be snakes and roaches. I still like the old cartoons from the 80's, the taco bell dog from the 90's and laughing when nobody else will...
I like to draw vulgarities & stupid stuff
He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. - Anchor Man
Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in, but with what it is still possible for you to do.
Pope John XXIII
your beginning was insignificant, yet your end will increase greatly. (Job 8:7)