Stuart

i like to work on cars, make model cars, i love music and going to concerts, playing on the computer...the usual. THE GUYS RULES' RULES WE ALWAYS HEAR THE RULES FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE. THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE THEY ARE ALL NUMBERED "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. men are not mind readers 1. learn to work the toilet seat. you're a big girl. if its up put it down. we need it up, you need it down. you dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down 1. sunday sports. it's like the full moon or changing of the tides. let it be. 1. shopping is not a sport. and no, we are never going to think that way at all. 1. crying is blackmail. 1. ask for what you want.let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work! strong hints do not work! obvious hints do not work! just say it! 1. yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. thats what we do. sympathy is what your girlfriends are for! 1. a headache that last 17 months is a problem. see a doctor 1. anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in a argument. in fact, all comments become a null and void after 7 days or 4 beers. 1.if you wont dress like victoria secret girls dont expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. if you think youre fat, you probably are. dont ask! 1. if something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it dpne.not both (if you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself) 1.whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. christopher columbus did not need directions, neither do we. 1.all men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. peach for example, is afruit, not a color. pumpkin is also a fruit. we have no idea what mauve is. 1.if it itches it will be scratched. we do that 1. if we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. we know youre lying, but it's just not worth the hassle. 1.if you ask a question you don't want am answer to, expect and answer you don't want to hear. 1.when we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really. 1.dont ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or basketball. 1. you have enough clothes. 1. you have too many shoes. 1. i am in shape, round is a shape! 1. thank you for reading this. yes i know, i have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really dont mind that? it's like camping!