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Cerebral Catalyst

About Me

The Cerebral Catalyst is a sweet-ass internet literary magazine, which publishes original short stories and poetry and essays and comics and stuff like that, every Monday. It lives at cerebralcatalyst.com .
The C.C. has published over two hundred writers since its creation in 2003. It is a behemoth among online litzines. It is a beacon of hope to the underground writing community. It is really cutting into the Editor's free time.
Remember: If you can't find something you like at cerebralcatalyst.com , you must be one of those people who doesn't like to read or something.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who like to read. People who like to write. People who like to donate money to artists. People who work at publishing companies and want to offer good jobs to promising young internet entrepreneurs. People who fancy a pint.

My Blog

Editor’s Departure and Hiatus Announcement

My Good Catalystians:This is my farewell. It's been a bizarre five years, and most of you have been absolutely awesome. Thanks for that. If you want to keep up with my new project, head on over to htt...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 10:34:00 GMT

Make it last, you might not get another one for a while.

Hey Catalystboys and Catalystgirls, this week's update has Phil Doran, Willie Smith, Cynthia Ruth Lewis, and G. David Schwartz. Woohoo!Go distract yourselves with that for now. We'll have lots more in...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 17:54:00 GMT

Happy Birthday to Us!

Oh hell yes, kiddies, it's finally happened. The Cerebral Catalyst has been going strong for an entire half-a-decade. Wow! I never thought that would happen.  And how are we celebrating? With a n...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 10:52:00 GMT

Super Special Tuesday Edition!

In this week's issue: new brew by Phil Doran, Brandi Wells, Daniel E. Wilcox, and Michael Frissore!Yes, I know it's Tuesday night. I've lost the ability to be punctual; I'm either absurdly early or in...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:23:00 GMT

Quick One

Hey there loyal Catalystians, we've got another great issue for you this week, featuring Kimberly Raiser, Justin Hyde, George Anderson, and Adam Engel.  And Kimberly's got a new book out, check i...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:59:00 GMT

Sandwiches Sold Separately.

This week on The Cerebral Catalyst: Eric Suhem, Caroline Imreibe, Lisa Nickerson, and Cynthia Ruth Lewis.  You know what would be a cool idea?  If every week, our updates came with a free sa...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:03:00 GMT

It’s Kristin, lock up your daughters. Or somesuch.

I am blogging to annoy anyone that ignored my bulletin about assembling my taskforce of columnists. This is your last chance and you'll be so disappointed if you don't get to be in the company of my e...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:05:00 GMT

I need to finish this blog so I can watch Colbert.

This week on The Cerebral Catalyst: Jeff Crouch, Miles J. Bell, Leah Baldwin, and Sean C. Bowen! Woohoo!Sorry I missed last week’s issue.  Miss Blank was in town, and we discussed our plan ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:27:00 GMT

Not Flaking Out (Yet)

I’ll bet you guys thought I was gonna flake out again. But no! With less than an hour to go before midnight (Eastern Standard Time) we’re up and running and awesome.  This week, we&rs...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:49:00 GMT

Whatever works?

Hey there hi there ho there, Catalyst fans.  Howthehellareya?This week: we’ve got tons of new fun ’n games by Vernard Kennedy, Niall Berkeley, Michael Lee Johnson, and Matt Finney.&nb...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:19:00 GMT