Sexiest Cypriot alive. Protector of Ethos in the Kingdom of Cyprus. I honor the cathartic ritual of visiting the toilet after a morning cup of coffee. Got invisible horns on my head that scratch God's balls. I managed to talk to Him once and asked Him about what to do, concerning many things in my life. His answer was "I placed you those balls down there, learn to use them". Trying not to reach the orgasmic ecstasy of nonexistence. Waiting anxiously for the discovery of the centre of the universe just to see the dissapointment of many people when they realise they are not it. Supporter of the notion that there should be two mandatory lessons in schools: 1) Lessons on common sense, 2) Learn when to fucking grow up (this goes for people over 20 and it should be taught in colleges and universities). Firm believer that humankind's greatest creation is toilet paper and nothing more. At the age of one I found out the good qualities of alcohol and I enjoy them ever since. At the age of two I fell into a cauldron full of LSD and from that time on I live in another world. At the age of three I discovered my Throne Hall.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Anyone who is interesting enough to meet. And the man who invented the bidet.
