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my name is jake. i like to dance sometimes. i like to drift. when i was a lad, i would play a game called blatterball where you and yer friends drink three gallons of iced tea and then throw a medicine ball at eachothers bladers! my best friend andrew inserillow was the best player till he died of an exploding blader in 1993. you will be missed andrew ... anyway i hate things that i hate and i love things that i love ... unless i hate them. everyone is cool unless you suck and if you want something yummy, put the happy cake in yer tummy...