Zeke The Plumber

Well heres what happened to me. I used to be in the United States Army. I was stationed in the Philippines and served there for a few years. Sadly one day on patrol i encountered a rather large parrot. The rage i saw in his eyes were nothing like I have ever seen. That damn parrot bite my nose right off. Being discharged due to my injury I decided to follow in my fathers footsteps and become a plumber. I started working as a plumber at Camp Anawana. I was enjoying myself for the first couple of years. One day i was out digging a hole and i hit a pipe, a gas pipe. I couldn't smell the leaking gas since i lost my nose years ago i made a big mistake and lit a match. BOOM i became a human party popper. When they did a search for my body all they found was my upper lip and my precious plunger. That plunger now has a curse on it and I still walk around the camp looking for that plunger. I wear this mask due to my face being scorched. In 1994 camp Anawana closed , now i need a new way to stalk people and look for my old plunger.