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troublemaker.

It makes me feel a little lonely knowing that there's not someone sitting outside my house late at n

About Me

the Brightest Little Firefly in the Jar


I'm a literature lover, an english major, and I have a secret and unfulfilled love for science (Bio and Physics). I'm either going to be a rock star or a librarian, I haven't quite decided yet.
Things in my Life (In no Particular Order):
"Beauties in vain their pretty Eyes may roll;
Charms strike the Sight, but Merit wins the Soul."

-Alexander Pope, The Rape of the Lock
"Not all students are this unfocused in their attempts to graduate however, and Ashley Martin is one of them. Deep inside a pretty face and far away from the predictable reality of this boring place comes an alluring smile. Her hair is ablaze in a crimson flash of resplendent azure; a perfect compliment to her quiet eyes, thoughtful and sad, attentive and consuming. Her clothes, her look, and the way she holds herself keeps self-respectfully true to Kerouac's opinion that great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion. She stands as a pleasant reminder that there is still hope for our youth, and the end is in fact not as near as some like to believe. She can move mountains with her smile and topple skyscrapers with her laugh. She has a lot to offer this world and the only time will see if the rest of us are truly ready." -Jesse Campbell, "Alternate realities on Eastern's campus." December 11, 2006
"We have a secretary, Ashley. she uses a left handed notebook but she is in fact right handed. Welcome."
- Andrew Stevens/Lyceum 2007
"I guess I should have expected civil disobedience from you."
- Aaron Harris on me fighting the oppressive system in a mock-society learning expirience.

My Interests

Red Pens, Level 20 Pirates, Tiaras, Awesomely-Bad B-rated action movies, terrible 80's music, even more terrible punk covers of terrible 80's music, tattoos, being really happy, being spontaneous, mohawks, World War II movies, and rabbits. "The metaphors I can't create to comprehend this curse that I call love."

I'd like to meet:

someone who would actually like me.

Custom Friends Space Generator

Worshippers in the Church of Ashley, Scientist

don't do it!
feck!

Music:


"college"

Heroes:

" welcome to detroit."
86% Megatron

My Blog

pics of the new place, others in mysoace album.

NEW HOME!I can see class from my room!...
Posted by troublemaker. on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:50:00 PST

paper grading adventure.

Postgraduate OfficeA lonely, narrow room, with desks arranged in rows that remind you of battery farming. Yellowing printouts of Piled Higher and Deeper peel from the walls, and in the distance you ca...
Posted by troublemaker. on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:32:00 PST

new years

instead of a kiss, I got a camera for new years, so expect lots of pictures.
Posted by troublemaker. on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 01:47:00 PST

word

I don't like coming home. and X-Box 360 is lag-lag-laggy on co-op. Going back to EMU tomorrow.... see you kiddies at Christmas break! Hopefully it wont SUCK like thanksgiving did. In other news... Ce...
Posted by troublemaker. on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 11:23:00 PST

sweeet

Team Arrogant; Masters of Volleyball, Ultimate, Disc Golf, Soccer, Hockey, and anything else we choose to play are officially getting jersies. and by jersies, I mean tee shirts with our name and numbe...
Posted by troublemaker. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

c/o 2005:

ALUMNAE!!!!! (and for my boys: ALUMNI!!!!)...
Posted by troublemaker. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

<3

<img src="http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/rogerwilco/Aerobotics.mov" >
Posted by troublemaker. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shiny

Huzzah for the mall! and manicures! Hopefully I get the chance again. ...
Posted by troublemaker. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Word of the Dizzle

Ok, so someone wants to be erudite (oh that's a good word in itself), so here's the word of the day: June 4th, 2005: Avaricious (from 'avarice') Adj. desireous of wealth, greedy. One who is avarici...
Posted by troublemaker. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

don't bother. unless... you're crazy.

I uoki 'ike mea I ua mana'o. I hiki uoki mihi ia, Aka paha ia 'a'ole a nui mana'o. 'A'ole ke 'oi honi aka ka po'e apau a' oko'a. 
Posted by troublemaker. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST