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D'yer Mak'er

I've been stealing from the thieves and will never be caught

About Me

There is one word to describe me: Machiavellian. I idolize the character of Kathryn in the movie Cruel Intentions. I am easily distracted. I am a total nerd, but people love it. I don't believe in absolute truths. I don't worship or believe in any type of deity or divinity. I am overpowered by raw emotion all the time. I love tattoos. I am unconditional as a friend. I have experienced things the average woman my age has never even dreamed of, and because of that I have a problem with people telling me what to do, and how to live my life. I have a soft spot for villain characters. I don't fraternize with drug addicts. I love to do what I am told not to do. I am full of contradictions and paradoxes, but who said humans were simple? I firmly believe that humanity has let its children down, I hope one day the children of the world walk free from war, disease, hunger, sorrow and poverty; let's remember that we all have been children. I quote books, movies and songs all the time. My family and my friends come before anything and anyone. I detest selfishness. I eat entirely too much junk food and sweets. I am fascinated by science and numbers. I have never read The Well of Loneliness, I don't wear birkenstocks, I don't have short hair, I don't listen to flannel dyke folk music, I don't own a subaru, I have never worn a flannel shirt, I don't know the names of the Indigo Girls, I don't call my butch friends "bois," and I think you look like the Count from Sesame Street when you pop your collar ... but I am still very much a lezbot. I talk too much sometimes, I am working on talking less and listen more. I never forget people who have been good to me. I party hard, my weekends start on wednesdays. I love to meet new people, if you see me out there, come say hello ... you may call me D, and it will be my very good honor to meet you.
“I disregard the proportions, the measures, the tempo of the ordinary world. I refuse to live in the ordinary world as ordinary women. To enter ordinary relationships. I want ecstasy. I am a neurotic -- in the sense that I live in my world. I will not adjust myself to the world. I am adjusted to myself.” Anais Nin
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My Interests

Skateboarding, Science, Politics, Comic Books, Action Figures, Porn, Red wine, Strip Clubs, Literature, Stand up Comedy, Nightclubs, Chess, Flag Football, Soccer, Live music, Animals especially cats, Toys (Not talking about Mattel) ...

I'd like to meet:

Hot chicks with brains, chess players, internet geeks, painfully obnoxious science nerds, people who are not afraid of stablishing ties with others (establishing ties is an act too often neglected), comedians, straight dudes who treat women like women (friendship only), gay dudes that do not act like divas, lesbians who can genuinely be friends with other lesbians, cool straight chicks, people who read books, animal lovers, warriors, activists, transsexuals, storytellers, musicians, painters and other artists.

Music:

I am eclectic when it comes to music, I like it all, except country.

Movies:

All movies by Quentin Tarantino, and Pedro Almodovar. All movies based upon Marvel Comics characters (except Daredevil). 300, Saved, Flashdance, Amores Perros, La Estrategia del Caracol, Maria llena eres de Gracia, Tesis, Trainspotting, Diarios de Motocicleta, Terminator II, Children of Men, V for Vendetta, Apocalypto, Natural Born Killers, Clueless, Wild Things, American Psycho, The Silence of the Lambs, Batman Returns, Traffic, Red Dragon, The Color Purple, Go, Princess Mononoke, and Finding Nemo.

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, The X Files, Nip Tuck, The L Word, Robot Chicken, Cowboy Bebop, and everything from Comedy Central.

Books:

The Prince, Perfume, The Count of Monte Cristo, Del amor y otros demonios (Of love and other demons), La rebelion de las ratas, Sleepers, all of the diaries of Anais Nin, Twelfth Night, The Metamorphosis, The Little Prince, The Uncanny X Men, The Long Way Home (BTVS comic series), Princess Ai ... and many more ...

Heroes:

My parents and my brothers, for their unconditional love, and support through the years, they are all I can count on until the day that I die, everybody else will let me down one day. Policarpa Salavarrieta, for being an example of why is better to die on your feet than live on your knees. And my grandfather Pablo Prada.

My Blog

I should have married my ex fiance

... because he fucking knows how to brighten a lezbot's day ... i woke up kinda cranky today, i have so much shit to do on my day off ... fuck!!!!Anyway, i opened my email, and surprise surprise, an e...
Posted by Dirty Bunny on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:05:00 PST

The following blog ...

... is dedicated to my Moms (not Mami my mother, but my Moms, she knows who she is ), just because she told me in the lil blue room to blog about this.Today an old lesbian couple (old as in grann...
Posted by Dirty Bunny on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:58:00 PST

Nothing turns me on than ...

... seeing Penelope Cruz taking her black thong down to take a piss, while flipping her hair.
Posted by Dirty Bunny on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:33:00 PST

Shit always happens

I had an uninteresting day ... blah! Although ... something kinda sorta funny happened before i got out ... ... shit since when i got hot? Hahaha ... no such shit.Anyways ... I feel less sad today, a...
Posted by Dirty Bunny on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:45:00 PST

Goodbye El Barrio

I am leaving my apartment in El Barrio sooner than i thought. My mother said i had to move this week, and honestly i don't feel like contradicting her at all. I feel like i am giving steps back, and b...
Posted by Dirty Bunny on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:17:00 PST

PS of the week

I took this image from postsecretI am grateful for the mom that i got. I love you mami, sorry i am such a disappointment now, but for the second time in my life ... i am gonna change things radically,...
Posted by Dirty Bunny on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:25:00 PST

Ya no ,,,

.... ya no creo mas mentiras, ni en llanto de mujer ...
Posted by Dirty Bunny on Sun, 13 May 2007 12:52:00 PST

I feel ...

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Posted by Dirty Bunny on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:20:00 PST

I wish i had the balls

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Posted by Dirty Bunny on Sat, 12 May 2007 05:13:00 PST

PMS

... fuck you Kotex for wishing me a happy period, those are the most miserable 3 days of my life. I'd rather shit razorblades.
Posted by Dirty Bunny on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:26:00 PST