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El Marto

Your Own Personal Jesus.....Reach Out And Touch Faith!

About Me

I am El Marto, the Modern Messiah. I come from a little village in Scotland I like to call Satan's Anus. If this was the States, it would be a redneck town. I can hear the duelling banjos now!I'm never good at these things. Hate talking about myself and besides...I doubt I could sumarise myself in a few lines. So if you know me, then you know me. If you don't feel free to ask.

My Interests

Reading....playing computer games....roleplaying...I bet a lot of you are thinking "Wow...what a nerd" by now and all I have to say is "YES! YES I AM!"

I'd like to meet:

I like meeting anyone interesting...funny....stuff like that. People with personality that aren't afraid to stand up for what they believe in.

Music:

I like rock...metal...classical....a nice variety. My favourite bands include Insane Clown Posse, Iron Maiden, Metallica, System of a Down and much much more.

Movies:

Mainly into Sci-Fi and Fantasy films. My all time favourites are The Crow, Interview with the Vampire and Bram Stoker's Dracula. I also love Kevin Smith's movies....so damn funny...the man is a genius.

Television:

I don't watch a lot of tv but when I do it's usually Family Guy, The Simpsons or THE greatest show of ALL time...NCIS

Books:

I like Sci Fi and fantasy novels. My favourite ones being Terry Pratchett's Discword series. The man is a Literary god. I also love comic books...usually Marvel ones....again...it screams Geek but screw you Hippy!

Heroes:

There are few people in this world really worth idolising but I must admit there are a few I do have so much respect for. My mum comes top of that list. Not easy being a single parent. Some very special people worthy of a great mention are Caroline, Matt, Fred and Janine. My homies from Ayr because they never fail to cheer me up. Thanks for that you guys and know I love you all.

My Blog

Wow...look...a blog from El Marto

So yeah....first blog....and the dawning of a New Year....so thats another 365 chances to get screwed over or fucked around. I've decided not to bother with any New Year's resolutions this year....sim...
Posted by El Marto on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:59:00 PST