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Composure Personified

MYSPACE IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHITE

About Me

I edited my profile with COCK SLAP VERSION 18.0935Right,My last myspace account got deleted for no apparent fucking reason and after about 30 mins of sitting here making a new one firefox decides to crash and now i have to start all over a-fucking-gain. ARGH!! FUCK YOU CUNTING SHITE AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!---------------------------------------- --------------------My Name is Rob, i am a cunt from Dundee in Scotland. Dundee is a bit of a hole, its full of a new species, called Neds. Neds are basically human beings that have regressed to a point where all intelligence is lost and the whole point of life is to drink £2.99 cider with your dole money while beating up/stealing from children/old people and wearing stripes. To be a ned you must also be unable to read/write/speak properly and have a history of sexual abuse in your past...probably from your mums dogs boyfriends sisters mates cousin from fintry....ANYWAYi play in a few bands around these parts..VULSELLUM Fast as fuck death metal like its 1991 again. argh!! www.myspace.com/vulsellumand... A PARTING SHOT erratic grind inspired by chilli in the eye, and good fellacio. www.myspace.com/apartingshotAlso used to be in Self Made Man, played a good 50+ gigs with them over a couple of years. Also weve got an album you can buy. go to www.myspace.com/selfmademanOn the weekends i find myself going out and doing one or all of the following actions: Drinking, Drinking, Flailing, Drinking, Falling, Drinking, Twirling, Lifting, Spilling, Drinking, Podging, Sleeping. I cannot confirm any of this however..... width="425" height="350" ..This is Borat...make sure you read the start of the video before thinking im a dick right! .. width="425" height="350" ..Anyway here are some of the tubes i sometimes hang about withHERES MY MATE LEWIS IN A FUCKED UP WEE FILM..HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
.. width="425" height="350" ..SMM, old school line-up!There are a bunch of other people but i couldnt find any good photos, Justine, Pagie, keith,Rough P, Kim, Ewan, Ando, Dave,Lewis, Cal, Cheryl, Gwen, Lee, Dunn1/2/, RK, Sharkey, Holly, Jenny, Kate, Rick etc etc... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Playing guitar, various aspects of sex, listening to music, channel 4 between 0100-0500. Street Fighter 2 Champions Editon, Absinthe. Waking up with £37 in change. Thinking "what the fuck happened last night?!?" Waking up in strange places.

I'd like to meet:

The Founder of the shocker. The Inventor of the toenail. The Co-owner of my elbow. Monkey, from Monkey! A Talking Liger. The Real Napoleon.

Music:

at the moment im listening to these albums:Napalm Death - Harmony Corruption
Co Exist - Surgical removal lf the teeth.... At The Gates - Terminal Spirit Disease Enforsaken - The Forever Endevour Opeth - Still Life Zillah - Subsitute for a catastropheIm not going to list everything, but:Decapitated Carcass SYL Eyehategod Tool Sikth Napalm Death NWA Red Chord Berzerker bob Marley In Flames At the Gates Biggie Snoop Exhorder Cradle Down Pantera Dragonforce Nile Opeth Deftones Dimmu Megadeth Slayer Bolt Thrower Mistress Brutal Truth Meshuggah Necrophagist Stratovarius Suffocation Zyklon

Movies:

Friday 13th, Pet Semetary, T2, Fear and Loathing, Robocop1, 28 days later, Jarhead, Full Metal jacket, Napolean Dynamite, Old School, Fight Club, batman, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Scarface, Anchorman.

Television:

THUNDERCATS!! Captain Bucky o Hare...haha. Monkey! and Monkeydust. Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, Space Ghost.

Heroes:

Dimebag..RIP.and jeremy kyle..wanker!!

My Blog

Quiz of gophers

Have you ever..... 1. Touched 2 gophers crotches simulatenously? 2. Manually fucked yourself in someone else's home ? 3. Made out you were a retard in a movie theatre to get in free? 4....
Posted by Composure Personified on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:09:00 PST

Vulsellum Interview UP!

the interview i recently done for metalsickness.com is now up, check it out at http://www.metalsickness.com/interview.php?id_interview=196   its in french though so get your dictionarys out! &nbs...
Posted by Composure Personified on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:31:00 PST