Einstein Proves Fat People Have Awesome Sex |
Sir Albert was a funny man with his Theory-o-relativity. Don't believe me? Just ask me. Obviously he was really trying to explain why fat people are so jolly.
He states that objects with larger ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:36:00 GMT |
who shoves whom?: selves vs. physics |
Yes, reader, I ask you: Who shoves whom around in the tangled megaganglion that is your brain? Is it "self" or is it physics?
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In order for a single, simple action in the human ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:48:00 GMT |
mathematical proof your mother is a carrot |
Let a and b each be equal to 1.
Since a and b are equal, b^2=ab (eq.1) Since a equals itself, it is obvious that a^2=a^2 (eq.2)
Subtract equation 1 from equation 2. This yields a^2-b^2=a^2-ab (eq.3)...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:27:00 GMT |
