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Austin

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi!!
For all those people who can only read font sizes below 16 and were thus unable to read my name above my picture....
My name is Austin!
ALSO YOUR A COCK
If you want to get to know me then its a good idea to message me....
For starters there is a message button which I have made readily available under my picture, which as you may of guessed....is hand made.
Also there are videos, pictures and writings below that do give you some glimpse into my interests and hobbies
Then there is the pictures of me which help assure you that there has been no mix up in the ticking of the "which gender are you?" box....to what extent I don't know.
To me life is all about passion...
when your looking at something and you just really want it and like me, you just know you have to have it. That's a drive to live and I think the people that follow that drive wheather successful or not, tend to be the most interesting.
If you are in anyway different or simply just have a unique character then I am sure I will find you more interesting than a shiney bauble to a fish.
Also as far as women go....I am not one.
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My Interests

I wrote a great deal about it in my About Me Section.

FAVOURITE PLACES I HAVE BEEN...

  • Cairns, Australia
  • New York City, NY, USA
  • Kaikoura, New Zealand
  • Antwerp, Belgium
  • Rotorua, New Zealand
  • Aegina, Greece
  • Sydney, Australia
  • Bristol, England
  • Las Vegas, NV, USA
  • Long Beach, CA, USA
  • Kithnos, Greece

    • I'd like to meet:

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    --------- QUOTES --------

    “When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, then what value does that place on love?”
    - Marilyn Manson

    “Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.”
    - Bobby Kennedy

    “Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.”
    - Buddah

    "To overcome the circularity of your own ideologies one wishes that true believers of any sort would learn a little modesty in their convictions"
    - Derren Brown

    "Men always have two reasons for doing anything, A good reason....and the real reason."
    - George Westinghouse

    “The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.”
    - Winston Churchill

    ------ FUNNY ONE LINERS -----------

    "I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?"

    "Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck."

    "All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand."

    "43% of all statistics are worthless."

    "7/5th of all people do not understand fractions."

    "The web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble."

    "A gentleman is a patient wolf."

    "This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't."

    "Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in."

    "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

    "Take it easy, and if you get it easy take it twice."

    "A good pun is its own reword." -----Dad joke but I love it

    "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

    "It's better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all."

    "If homosexuality is a disease, can I call into work 'gay'?"

    "Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply."

    "Everyone leaves the world a little better - some by leaving."

    And last but not least...
    "Don't be sexist. Broads hate that."

    PEOPLE I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE MET

    MY AREA'S OF INTEREST -------
    - Body Language
    - Victorian Style Magic
    - Psychology
    - Suggestion
    - Ericksonian Hypnosis
    - NLP
    - Counjuring
    - Thinking Traps
    - Expanding my Memory
    - The Occult
    - Perceived Supernatural Events
    - Statistics
    - Astronomy

    AND LAST OF ALL FORGIVE ME IF I COME ACROSS AS ODD...I HAVE MY MOMENTS....

    Music:

    I Listen To Anything Really
    ACDC
    Led Zeppelin
    Thin Lizzy
    Foo Fighters
    Nirvana
    Placebo
    Billie Holiday
    Feeder
    Chemical Brothers
    Prodigy
    Blur
    Gorilaz
    Jeff Buckley
    Mogwai
    Otis redding
    Bush
    The Beatles
    Neil Young
    Lynard Skynard
    Incubus
    Coldplay
    Killing Joke
    The Hives
    The White Stripes
    Red Hot Chilli Peppers
    The Pixies
    The Strokes
    Motorhead
    Elvis
    Queen
    Frank Sinatra
    Q.O.T.S.A
    System Of A Down
    Matt Costa
    Probot
    Kaiser Chiefs
    Radiohead
    Willie Mason
    Bonnie Tyler
    Marilyn Manson
    David Gray
    Huey Lewis And The News
    Death cab for cutie
    Sting
    The Postal Service.

    !!STOP........HAMMERTIME!!

    Movies:

    An Inconveniant Truth
    What The Bleep Do We Know
    Collateral
    Groundhog Day
    The Seven Year Itch
    Harvey
    Love Actually
    Rear Window
    Benny & Joon
    Vanilla Sky
    Fight club
    Finding neverland
    Edward Scissorhands
    The Science of Sleep
    LEON
    Fifth Element
    Nightmare Before Christmas
    Bowfinger
    Liar Liar
    Anchorman
    Zoolander
    Starsky and Hutch
    Saving Private Ryan
    The Ring
    Scream
    Walk The Line
    Corpse Bride
    Blow
    Pirates Of Caribean
    The Ninth Gates
    Elizabethtown.
    Children of men
    Talladega Nights
    Sweeney Todd

    Television:

    Mythbusters
    Q.I
    Horrizon
    Family Guy
    Trick or Treat
    The Simpsons
    Futurama
    Tricks of the Mind
    Fraiser
    Father Ted
    LOST
    The Office
    And Anything On Discovery

    Books:

    The Alchemist
    Mind Magic
    Confessions of a Medium
    A Thousand Paths To Zen
    Stupid White Men
    Tricks of the Mind
    The Game
    Mark Wilsons Complete Coarse
    Pure Effect
    The Definitive Book on Body Language
    Frogs Into Princess(Currently reading)

    Heroes:

    Che Guevara
    Rose Parks
    My Family
    Friends
    Stephen Fry
    Robert Plant
    Harry Houdini
    Robert Frost
    Kurt Cobain
    Vincent Price
    Derren Brown

    My Blog

    Day to Day

    Day to DayBy Austin E. BuglerShaking my head in the morning,only communicating in sighs,while prophets shouting inside my head,that the day will only disappoint my eyes.Repeating gestures of greeting,...
    Posted by Austin on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:41:00 PST

    The Harsh Reality that is Mortality

    The Harsh Reality that Is MortalityBy Austin E. BuglerEverything becomes so clear when you address your own mortality..when you realize most of your identity comes down to your locality.What paragraph...
    Posted by Austin on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:23:00 PST

    The Crater of a Dreamer

    The Crater of a DreamerBy Austin E. BuglerThese horrible truths and me we grapple,Its on the other side of my eye lids they wait,the images condense themselves into a poison apple,to be eaten eventual...
    Posted by Austin on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:47:00 PST

    Over and Out

    Over and OutBy Austin E. BuglerYou can tell yourselves what you may,I don't want to destroy all of your precious hope,or for my only gift to be dismay,If it helps you cope it helps you cope,just while...
    Posted by Austin on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:11:00 PST

    My Telescope awaits a New Star

    My Telescope awaits a New StarBy Austin E. BuglerSo I left, So I stepped out,So I refused to bury my head and aquired a new look out,From my mountain, that was formally just an obstruction,with that s...
    Posted by Austin on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 06:29:00 PST

    The Coachman

    The Coachman By Austin E. BuglerWhite roses at my door...Petals washed to the street and down a darkened drain,Who should care to adore...Will be swept away by the very same rain,Colder than the depth...
    Posted by Austin on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:12:00 PST

    Your to Die for

    Your to Die forBy Austin E. BuglerI take deep breaths, Its going under now,Sweet melodies from new depths,I wish you could show me how...you stop my thoughts before they bloomyour lips write my future...
    Posted by Austin on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:08:00 PST

    Screaming Lightning

    Screaming LightningBy Austin BuglerAll these words I'm throwing at the ever growing wind outside,A drunken poet saying look at me but its in the riddles I hide,I am screaming lightning across this dar...
    Posted by Austin on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:05:00 PST

    Once you let the Fear in......

    Once you let Fear in.....By Austin Buglerlet this S.O.S be heard,by someone watching from above,have them fly down like a flaming bird,to save me with their love.let someone out there hear these emiss...
    Posted by Austin on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:19:00 PST

    Love Above

    Love Above by Austin BuglerEverytime I get knocked to the ground,a reason to get back up breaks my fall,If you turn this image sideways, I'm just going around and around,I must be some Gods favourite ...
    Posted by Austin on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:10:00 PST