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Patron DemiGod and Savior of Mankind

I am currently converting a 2 iron into a war hammer... Fuckinay!

About Me

When will freedom be legalized?Legend has said that I am a result of an orgy on a full moon between a Jedi Knight, Bruce Campbell, Daphne the Greek Nymph, Triple H, a Ghost Pirate, Ron Jeremy, a Celtic Druid, a Magical Gypsy, a Dragon Goddess, the clone of Ben Franklin, a very drunk Ann Coulter, a Japanese Schoolgirl, Bill Clinton, and the ancestors of Gais Julius Ceaser, Dr. Suess, and Ramesses the Pharaoh. Although I have been shown to contain the DNA of all these things listed above, I was actually created by genetic experimentation on the planet Zenn-La. I was sent to earth by advanced Zenn-La technology, crashing in America. Raised in southern Missouri I slowly discovered I wanted to be President in order to defend truth, justice, and the American way, but as I grew into an adult I realized none of this really exists and now I want to move to Amsterdam...I was born with the superhuman abilities similar to that of a robot ninja. This includes flight, mind manipulation, invulnerability, the power to turn into shadow, the power to make entertaining conversation, and Uber L33t-Fighting-Skills. Also, I have a charming smile.I am often depicted in myth as a virgin-eating vampire... but thats just silly... I am a writer. I enjoy writing about the truths and evils in this modern world. I am in the works of four different books. And in my laptop alone I have hundreds of essays and short stories. Getting them edited is a bastard and a half, but a necessity since I have such crude hillbilly grammar.I was once stabbed to death by Chuck Norris... But I healed. :)

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

No one in particular...
I normally don't add anyone here on MySpace that I do not know or have never met.

Music:

I listen to a wide variety of music, I like and listen to everything. I mostly enjoy Gangsta Rap, but lately I have developed a fine taste for Jazz, swing, and Big Band. I also have a ear for alternative rock, trance, psychedelic, grunge, folk/hippy, and trip hop. Some of my favorites are such names like: Tech N9ne, mc chris, Bob Dylan, Kottonmouth Kings, Eminem, Michael Buble', Gorillaz, Marilyn Manson, Thievery Corporation, Nate Dogg, Dean Martin.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Death Proof, Troy, Gladiator, Kingdom of Heaven, Clerks, Dogma, A Clockwork Orange, Dazed and Confused, Smokin' Aces, Alpha Dog, Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin, SuperBad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie, Alice in Wonderland.

Television:

Adult Swim, CNN, History Channel, Free Speech Television.

Books:

Better than Sex, Kingdom of Fear, The Great Shark Hunt, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Generation of Swine, Songs of the Doomed, The Curse of Lono. And anything about World History.

Heroes:

Hunter S Thompson

My Blog

A Wrenched Eulogy

                                   Death is bett...
Posted by Dr. Cockrum on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:16:00 PST

The Evil Mans Utopia

   "All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, ...
Posted by Dr. Cockrum on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:01:00 PST

The Smell of Sulfur

   So we sit in our uncomfortable lives. Watch reality television and we sink our heads low when Steve Irwin gets killed, fucking with man slaying animals he shouldn't of been fucking with. ...
Posted by Dr. Cockrum on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:10:00 PST

Sadness mutated into Madness

    Five years later...Five years of fear, lies, confusion, and the dumbing down of America. And like typical Americans we pasted our eyes to the television, and watched in a disqu...
Posted by Dr. Cockrum on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:49:00 PST