Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Rocky Survey
Have you seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show? yea of course wh
Who is your favorite character? Rocky, Frank-N-Furter, and Eddie, and Riff Raff, and Magenta
What is your favorite song? Sword of Damocles or Eddie
Have you gone to a midnight showing? Yea
Are you still a Rocky virgin? nope got de-virginized 3 times
Do you own Rocky? (VHS, DVD w/e) Jason does
Do you own a Rocky CD or album? Jason Does
Can you do the time warp? of course
Can you do a Riff Raff voice??? i try
Do you own a laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter? does that mean it doesn't matter?
Do you own a costume for one of the characters? no i make my own costumes
Have you meet Richard O'Brien? sadly no
Is it nicer than Betty Manroe had? oh brad
Have you seen Shock Treatment? not all of it
Do you own Shock Treatment? Jason does
Do you know a Trixe dance? kinda
Have you ever been in a Rocky cast? no, i wish
Do you think Rocky looks like a beach boy? no, he's way hotter than that
Do you think Rocky is hot? YEA!!! I'm a muscle faaannnnn!
Do you think Frank is hot? YEA!!!!
Do you think Riff is hot? yea!
Have you ever walked outside in the rain with only a newspaper over your head? no but i think im going to.
Who is your least favorite Rocky character? The Criminologist
Are you sure? mmhmm
Can you completley lipsinc to Sweet T? i do it all the time
Is Rocky your favorite movie? one of them
Do you LOVE Rocky with all your heart and soul? I do.
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