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Chris

About Me

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*I was born and raised in Somers, NY and moved to Austin Texas like 3 years ago.
*I checked my e-mail once… by accident.
*I went out 284 days in a row and got hammered.
I should go pee
*I like listening to music because it does not require me to use my hands.
*I also like chicks for the same reason except they should stop talking when the music is on. They should just stop talking.
*I am 5 year kickball champion back in NY at A-Skool.
*I don't mind it when people call me Chu but I do care when someone sneezes. "Bless you"
*I like to see if I can finish a pizza before the next one arrives.
*I found a fifty dollar bill on the fllor of a cab in New York city
*I am a big fan of Imogen Heep
*I find this comment funny “You promised me lobster and gave me crabs.”
*It doesn’t bother me to go to red lobster after spending a day at Sea World.
*I feel that at funerals people should celebrate your life not your death.
*I think I left the stove on
* nope false alarm
* My favorite color is wednesday
*I want to meet someone named Kyle but have them spell it CIAL. Cause that would be awesome.
*I want to act real shady and get arrested for stealing my own car.
*I would like to see the kid with a booger hanging out of his nose not to eat it.
*I'd like to visit China and blend in.
*I found that if you gave a man a fish he'll have a food for a day but if you teach the man to fish you can charge him.
*I don't like fish.
*I plea the fif on any accusations made on the above comments.
*I don't think you'll be attending that hat convention in July.
*I wish I could be swinging on a star.
*I had a cat named Pumkin. When a car ran her over I called her Squash.
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