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SLEAZY DWARF

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

IS IT SO BAD, THEN, TO BE MISUNDERSTOOD? PYTHAGORAS WAS MISUNDERSTOOD, AND SOCRATES, AND JESUS, AND LUTHER, AND COPERNICUS, AND GALILEO, AND NEWTON, AND EVERY PURE AND WISE SPIRIT THAT EVER TOOK FLESH. TO BE GREAT IS TO BE MISUNDERSTOOD. - R.W. Emerson ___________________________________________________________ RELIGION IS THE GREAT SEGREGATOR. - Me ___________________________________________________________ THE WAY I FUCKS IT UP, IT'S LIKE A FUCKFEST FOR ME. - Busta ___________________________________________________________ MONOGAMY IS OVERRATED, BECAUSE, LET'S FACE IT, WE'RE ANIMALS. - Sienna Miller ___________________________________________________________ YOU CAN'T BE A PIMP AND A PROSTITUTE TOO. - Jack White ___________________________________________________________
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My Interests

Sports (playing, coaching, watching), Movies, Reading, Writing, Poker, Driving, Relaxing

I'd like to meet:

This is where everyone writes that they want to meet Ghandi or Mother Theresa or Albert Schweitzer to impress everyone with how enlightened and educated they are --- I want to meet porn stars, CIA agents, Kelly Clarkson and Bill Clinton. ___________________________________________________________

Music:

GNR, Zep, Stones, Audioslave, The Killers, Hendrix, Clapton, Cream, Allman Bros., Billy Joel, Britney, The Boss, Bowie, D. Mode, Duran Duran, Jay-Z, Linkin Park, Kanye, Kelly, Lou Rawls (Barry - overrated, Lou - underrated), Metallica, Aerosmith, The Moody Blues, Pumpkins, The White Stripes, Pearl Jam, Prince, RHCP, Velvet Revolver, The Who, Queens of the Stone Age, Elvis, Heart, Johnny Cash, STP, Wolfmother

Movies:

Young Frankenstein, The Producers (original), MASH, 1776, Hoosiers, Viva Las Vegas, Full Metal Jacket, 25th Hour, Swingers, Anchorman, King of New York, Tombstone, Hoodlum, Slapshot, Caddyshack, The Jerk, Glengarry Glen Ross, Old School, Wedding Crashers, North Dallas Forty (the movie Any Given Sunday tried to be and failed miserably), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Cable Guy, Bad Santa, Trading Places, The Big Lebowski, Private Parts, Where the Boys Aren't 7 and 10, South Park, The Bad News Bears (original), Best in Show, Back to School, Easy Money, Fletch, The Odd Couple, Arthur, Office Space, The Last Samurai, Braveheart, Batman Begins, Interview With The Vampire, Mary Poppins, Debbie Does Dallas, Se7en, The Godfather I,II (I'll get whacked if I list III, but I did like it), A Few Good Men, Goodfellas, Fight Club, Snatch, True Romance, Glory, Fetish Fanatic, New Jack City, Star Wars IV,V,VI (I,II, III were ok), Rocky I,II,IV (III was good and was where the franchise turned from drama to action/adventure, V was not bad), Showgirls, Lord of the G-Strings, The Usual Suspects, Bad Girls 6, X-Men I,II (III was garbage), Napoleon Dynamite, Spider-Man I,II, Basic, Field of Dreams, The Waterboy, Forced Vengenance, Bitch Banging Bitch, The Octagon, The Life Aquatic, Kill Bill Vol. I and II, Evil Pink, Bloodsport, Clerks, Silence of the Lambs, The Dead Zone, The Shining, Me, Myself and Irene, Beer League, Borat, Wall Street, Beerfest

Television:

Boston Legal, Rescue Me, Heroes, Dexter, 24, Amazing Race, Project Runway, Family Guy, The Simpsons, My Name Is Earl, Bones, South Park, CSI: NY, Celebrity Fit Club, The Closer, Surreal Life, House, Las Vegas, King of the Hill, Everybody Hates Chris, Entourage, 30 Rock, Drawn Together, Venture Bros., 'Til Death, The Winner, Futurama repeats, Curl Girls

Books:

Hannibal (so much better than the movie), Journey Into Darkness (true tales from an FBI profiler), Jihad In Brooklyn (how the NYPD broke up the plans of extremists to bomb the subways), Stranger Than Fiction, Choke, Lullaby, Fight Club, Dead Center (true story of a sniper in the Viet Nam War), Timothy Zahn's Star Wars trilogy (takes place after Jedi, with Lucas's blessing), Interview With the Vampire (different ending than the movie), The Dead Zone (movie and book were equally good), On The Beach (a classic), Hammer of the Gods (Led Zeppelin), The Godfather (a little long), The Natural (better than the movie), North Dallas Forty (movie was very different, both were good), The Exorcist (a scary read), Underneath It All (Traci Lords), Sex, Lies and Headlocks (behind the scenes of pro wrestling, very entertaining), Pitching Around Fidel (Cuban baseball), History of Colored Base Ball (the title says it), Cinderella Story (Bill Murray), William Wallace (the real story), The Silence of the Lambs (book and movie equally good), Shadows of the Empire (another Star Wars book, set in the time between Empire and Jedi)

My Blog

Why Sean Connery Is Still The Man

It's been reported that if Connery had accepted the role of Gandalf (a wizard with apparently no powers) in the Lord of the Rings movies he would probably have earned $434 million.  He refus...
Posted by SLEAZY DWARF on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST

Amazing Race-ist Shocking Developments

The white chicks have been sparred elimination.  GASP! I believe this is in direct response to the producer's outrage over Martha Stewart serving jail time.  He is now using his show as a pl...
Posted by SLEAZY DWARF on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST

The Softening of America Continues

If America isn't getting soft enough now we have a car that parks itself so morons don't have to worry about parking in a spot you could park a yacht in and we have parental control features on the tv...
Posted by SLEAZY DWARF on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:32:00 PST

FHMmmmmmm

FHM is really going out on a limb calling Jeri Ryan "TV's Hottest Lawyer" on the cover of the December '06 issue when you have Julie Bowen working it on Boston Legal. No offense to the Star Trek nerds...
Posted by SLEAZY DWARF on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:34:00 PST

Amazing Race-ist

Well, Mr. and Mrs. White America have finally been booted from the show.  It was about time.  They had already been spared twice, I wonder if Lyn and Karalyn (two black women) would hav...
Posted by SLEAZY DWARF on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:10:00 PST

The Nightmare Is Over - Britney Is Free!!!!!

She's still rich.  She's still hot.  She's only 24.  She already tried the marriage thing.  She already has her kids.    REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by SLEAZY DWARF on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:40:00 PST

Michael Vick

Is everyone off his bandwagon again?  This guy is the most overrated player in the league.  Every year he has a couple of good games in a row and everyone gets on his jock and then, bang, th...
Posted by SLEAZY DWARF on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:25:00 PST