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Dirty Baz

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About Me

I love sex and crisps and other food and drugs and Jeremy Kyle, canny easily pleased, lucky to have the friends that I do, music mania and i love my job, RAH RAH RAH!I'll look for any excuse to eat, my love handles are full of love and I work anything off in the best ways, u get me? MyGen Profile Generatorooooarg..

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ninja Louise
Birthday: 02/01/88
Birthplace: Sunnyland, the dreamtown
Current Location: finally there
Eye Color: blue/grey
Hair Color: real blonde became bottle blonde sik
Height: 5"3 i reckon
Right Handed or Left Handed: right in dirt and work, both in cutlery and other silliness
Your Heritage: quarter irish quarter german; im feisty and stand my ground, I INHERITED INCOMPROMISE
The Shoes You Wore Today: wer odd sox ov some old fools and slut heels of course?
Your Weakness: cocky buggeries and th jealous twinj; we thro away wot we have and want what we loathe!!
Your Fears: that everyone will turn on me instead of turn me on
Your Perfect Pizza: probly wudnt be a pizza!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ADMIRAL CAREER AND REPUTABLE REPUTATION - for people to finally stop it...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 2 b fair/y-aye/dinnah/gay!!/HELLISH!!/shan.... i hope
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i? aw sh*t
Your Best Physical Feature: tits im bettin, any bets... hate them tho thyr heavy
Your Bedtime: does not configure, il sleep only wen i CANT stay awake
Your Most Missed Memory: she's living a happy life i hope
Pepsi or Coke: either thats diet, i hate them both tbh, millions spent on a drink and kids our age r dying, c'mon man...
MacDonalds or Burger King: same again; but the Mc D's crispy chicken ceasar salad is immense if its not diseased
Single or Group Dates: group!! as long as the group is right; otherwise it becomes a singles date by nature
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: urgh and urgh; honey cammomile n i cnt even spell it n jasmine or summet tea, half hot half cold n im not shy!! but hot drinks, cnt do it man...
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc id have to say, vanilla is boring; prove me wrong!
Cappuccino or Coffee: the smell of eithers gud enuf bt lyk i sed; cnt drink em
Do you Smoke: Of course and i enjoy smoking, i hope to quit when i DECIDE to quit
Do you Swear: all the f*ckin time n nt just cz im big n 'ard, coz it feels like it propells (sp?) my language
Do you Sing: Only when you deserve it u bitch
Do you Shower Daily: do i f*ck! But i condition twice as much as shampooing; shampooing cn dry th hair and it sounds nice to say try it 'shampooing!!'
Have you Been in Love: I always hoped so, and twice i genuinely believe i believed; but im still single so obv NOT
Do you want to go to College: i want a gud education if thts wot ur askin....?
Do you want to get Married: definitely! tht and children...all im askin fotr
Do you belive in yourself: I believe that i'll never really change, and im PROUD OF THAT
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: no im the 'funny one' everyone knows that man
Are you a Health Freak: have you seen me lately??
Do you get along with your Parents: They know me better than i know myself - but ov course il never tel them
Do you like Thunderstorms: Long as i've got my view
Do you play an Instrument: I once did for a special audience but u shall bang the drummer no more...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: minus the antibiotic freefall your damn right i have
In the past month have you Smoked: omg
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a date is indefinable in my eyes; i'l only have them by accident; but yar!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no actually, weird cz im a girl so i probs shud
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: urgh
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: urgh
In the past month have you been on Stage: urgh
In the past month have you been Dumped: urgh - havent bin dumped in bout 3 eyrs marrakeshiiiii
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: the past month was october, r u stoopid?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i'll give it all back
Ever been Drunk: never, not for a second, and im still pickin cocaine out my nose mind...
Ever been called a Tease: still pickin tht cocaine..wud love to not sound like a bitch... but all girls wanna be a tease really
Ever been Beaten up: knocked clean out, jumped by many, rollin in the road battles; its all bin dun by ACCIDENT
Ever Shoplifted: i used to runa business in school, omg iv 4got how to spell school... is tht rite?
How do you want to Die: Just like Omi, with my entire family in my eyeshot
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An amazing mother
What country would you most like to Visit: Iceland; blue lagoon!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I guess chestnut....?
Favourite Hair Color: I guess chestnut......?
Short or Long Hair: it totally depends on their dependancy; e.g. a pussy deserves a swish whereas a hard man earns it :D
Height: the taller the better to be honest!
Weight: lean/athletic/slim...but too skinny is rank, and fat is just.....fat haha
Best Clothing Style: well contoured BAGGY jeans, PHAT shoes, thts about all i ask for
Number of Drugs I have taken: omg
Number of CDs I own: omg
Number of Piercings: 9
Number of Tattoos: 0 and proud, im not gona get naything PRINTED on me tht i'l regret later!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: THTS yor final question?! jesus....
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gud nights outI like to play games too, not just with boys tho lyk im canny gud at the nintendo wii and DS and i was big on the sega mega drive in its day; the ren n stimpy game among others wer class "Weathered faces lined in pain are soothed beneath the artists loving hands..."

Movies:

kill bills mintI was brought up to really appreciate disney, and i love ANY disney, except the new ones which aren't as gud, but still, im workin to collect all the classics for my children, to carry on the legacy...

Television:

This chics my idol