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Gabriela

An almost normal mother of 4

About Me

There is absolutely nothing about me I'm willing to share because if you don't know already, it isn't any of your business. Should I want to share, you'll find out. Anything I WAS willing to share, read below.Everybody here is sooooo young! Bah! Do people put up their teenager pics? Is that what this is all about?I just tried to update my profile and found out that the country I went to school at does NOT exist on myspace.com. What gives? This is not politically correct!!!!! Bolivia is a country too! (at least for a little while longer, until Brazil, Argentina and Chile walk away with 1/3 each).Myspace.com forgot a category for people we don't like, people who aren't our heroes and people we DON'T want to meet. Since I never gave much importance to rules (besides the law), I'm going to list them here:1. I don't want to meet: most of the people alive or dead that I haven't listed in any of the other categories.2. People I hate: hate is a fallacious word; it's just the opposite of love. There is nothing worse than indifference, not even hatred. I love indifference! I'm indifferent to 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999% of the earth's population. The other 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000001 % are listed somewhere in this profile.Don't start counting the zeros, ok? I'd have to fill up the entire screen to get to the right number.Oh and about political correctness: I am not going to become an american citizen even though I've lived in this country for 29 years as a LEGAL permanent resident. Why? Oh, I looooove to tell this one! Because IF I became a citizen, I would lose my ability to be politically incorrect. I wouldn't be able to tell all the foreigners here to LEARN TO SPEAK THE LANGUAGE!I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

My kids, dogs, books, music, dogs, people, my kids, books, dogs, my kids, music, the nature of reality, dogs, oh and did I mention dogs? Foreign languages. Political incorrectness. Spelling :) Grammar :) the language doesn't matter!

I'd like to meet:

God for breakfast, for a lengthy discussion on what he did wrong when he created "mankind".Jack Nickolson for dinner, to share wit, sarcasm and to find out who beats the other when it comes to self-deprecating humor that is misinterpreted as arrogance.Axl Rose, to sing with. To sweat with. To fight with. To ask him why he had to be a dumb ass and screw up his career. What a voice.... what an idiot!!!

Music:

Pink Floyd, CCR, the artist formerly known as whatwashisname?, Guns'n Roses, Janis, Beatles, John all on his own, Deep Purple, Uriah Heep, Jimmy H, Dylan, Joe Cocker, JC Mellencamp, Bob Seeger, allthestuffmysonandIlovestolistentoohehehehe, hard rock - no matter who does it. Classical. Latin-American Folklore. Country. Who said something about eclectic taste in music? Oh and........I HATE ELEVATOR MUSIC !

Movies:

I don't watch many, my own imagination is far better. Hmmmm.... Fried Green Tomatos, Not another Teen Movie, Joe Dirt, definitely Joe Dirt, Euro Trip, The Green Mile, Soylent Green, 6th Sense(should have been 7th sense 'cause I got 6 myself), but Euro Trip and Joe Dirt beat them all....I guess that says it all right there. I'm hummmmm a weird mom and a weirder grandma.

Television:

Animal Channel. National Geographic. News. FX Network. Animal Channel. Animal Channel. Animal Channel. Animal Channel..........mal nnnel....al nnel....ll, lately I've fallen in love with Dexter.

Books:

The Book of Secrets. Anything printed in German, English or Spanish but primarily....We don't die. Wir leben nicht nur einmal. Raza de Bronce. I also read any advertising on any product. I'm now starting to read Russian newspapers on line. I'm SICK.

Heroes:

I have to split them into the living: Andy, Corri, Derec, Dominic, Bob and Brigitte, Benjamin and Annika.I love my kids. They're all nuts like me. And the dead: My mom and my dad. Atu, Opa, Pablo, Paul, Walter, Jill.I don't know them but wish I did: Mata Hari. Josephine Baker.Those who shaped my mind: Siddharta Gautama. Jean Paul Sartre. Camus. Plato.Those who make me laugh: Benjamin, Annika, Bob and David. I love to laugh!

My Blog

Our World Today From a Distance Bette Midler

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Posted by Gabriela on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:55:00 PST