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Woolly Shorts

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About Me












Life is good....

I have an idea....

Background from flickr user

My Interests

Interesting stuff



I'd like to meet:

People I've already met. And myself 20 years from now to see how much cooler I'm gonna get.

Music:



Television:

I'm getting a new one soon.

Books:

Quiet Strength by Tony Dungy

Heroes:

Peyton Manning, my mom, Rachael Ray, Sir Mix-A-Lot for letting the world know it's ok to have a big butt and he cannot lie you other brothers can't deny when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face you get SPRUNG, the guy who invented push up bras (you know a woman didn't invent that shit), and God for inventing chocolate.

My Blog

For you....

Things I miss....   Waking up laughing. Getting so ridiculously drunk and prank calling random people out of our phones. Drive-by's. Bunny and Allie the projectile vomiting dog (sorry she liked s...
Posted by Woolly Shorts on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:17:00 PST

Breakups: Not so bad!

I found this in an old Maxim.  Hilarious....       Breakups can be Creative Exercise Breaking up is certainly not something one should look forward to, but it does give the dumper...
Posted by Woolly Shorts on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:55:00 PST

Thief

Thief - (N) a person who steals, esp. secretly or without open force; one guilty of theft or larceny.  a criminal who takes property belonging to someone else with the intention of keeping it or ...
Posted by Woolly Shorts on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:08:00 PST

101 Reasons Why Jail is Better than the Navy

 101 Reasons Why Jail is Better than the Navy      1. No watch standing. There are already people there who get paid to do that.  2. You actually did something wrong to get t...
Posted by Woolly Shorts on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:36:00 PST

Jaded... not anymore

Here's some fat to chew on:       I had a somewhat normal childhood growing up in the cornfields of Indiana.  I am the oldest of six.  I've been living on my own sin...
Posted by Woolly Shorts on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:02:00 PST