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•K•r•y•s•t•a•l•

Play by the rules... you're gonna miss all the fun!

About Me

Hi. I'm Krystal, all of you fuckers should know that too. I like to be outdoors, but being indoors has its advatages too. I'm a pretty random person. I have one effin' best friend Courtney Lynn Eaton, I couldn't live without her! I have a great boyfriend also his name is Justin.:) I am known to speak my mind alot, maybe to much, who knows. I love going out with friends and throwing back a few cold ones if you know what I'm sayin.. Hah. People tend to say I'm kind of entertaining. Although I really don't care what they think. I love myspace and text messaging, shopping and drinking, once and a while the occasional party.If you absolutley need to know something else.. well then fuck off.:)

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My Interests

Drinkin beer and meeting new friends.. But of course makin some good memories with the old ones!

I'd like to meet:

THE PERFECT GUY.... I don't think this is to much to ask for and someday I'll find him:) Find the boy who calls you a partier instead of a drunk, who drunk dials you back even though you just hung up on him because it was too loud at the party/bar to hear him, who thinks you are perfect even though he knows you don't shower everyday, who will stay awake just to watch you pass out after you made out with some other dude-(Would really hope this wouldn't happen) or chick (ok this might happen LOL), will be your beer bitch and holds the beer in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without having to consume 8 beers. (That is kind of a big one) A guy that after he finishes laughing at your drunk ass for falling down will help you stand back up. One who is constantly reminding you how much he wants to makeout and how lucky he is to have you; the one who turns to his friends and says, "that's her, doesn't she have a nice rack?!"

Music:

Everlast, Cross Canadian Ragweed, King George, Rascal Flatts, Brad Paisly, Hinder, Tim Mcgraw,Kenny Chesney, Steve Holy, ZZtop, AC/DC, Poison, Six pence non the richer, Van Halen, Aerosmith,Lynyrd Skynrd, Def Leopard & pretty much any thing I'm not too picky..

Movies:

Super Troopers, Superstar, Napolean Dynamite, Harold n Kumar go to White Castle, American Pie/Wedding/Band Camp, Dodgeball, Tommy Boy, Dirty Dancing, Dirty Dancing:Havana Nights, Mean Girls, 40 year old Virgin, Taladaga Nights, American Pie: Naked Mile, Click... uhh thats all that comes to mind

Television:

That 70's Show, King of the Hill, Dr. Phil, Oprah, CSI, Laguna Beach, Southpark, Simpsons, Greys Anatomy, Mad Tv, 3lbs, Monk, Roseanne, Fresh Prince of Bellaire, Brothers & Sisters, Desperate Housewives, COPS!, Cheaters, Dirty Jobs...
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Books:

I dont read books unless that is required of me..

Heroes:

Family.. to an extent.. a lot of people whom I dont wish to mention bcuz they would think I'm gay for listing them..

My Blog

Life Lessons.

  Life Lessons     Number One:   I want to be a little kid forever. I want to be daddy's girl my whole life. I want to be able to run to mommy when I cry. --Now I cry because of mo...
Posted by "K"r"y"s"t"a"l" on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:48:00 PST

Drinkin survey

Drink Drank Drunk..http://www.myspacebulletins.com">.. src="http://www.myspacebulletins.com/img/bulletinlogo.gif" border=0 align='left'>TAKE THIS SURVEY!Drunken Nights SurveyWhen I get drunk, I:Forget...
Posted by "K"r"y"s"t"a"l" on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:35:00 PST

Some signs you are too drunk..

SIGNS THAT YOU ARE TOO DRUNK * Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.* You fall off the floor...(hah happened before:S)* You lose arguments with inanimate objects.(fucking truck hitches ...
Posted by "K"r"y"s"t"a"l" on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:06:00 PST

A-Z Drinking with me ...

THE COLLEGE DRINKER'S ALPHABET A- Alcohol: The key to surviving college.B- Beer: It's whats for dinner.C- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party.D- Dancin...
Posted by "K"r"y"s"t"a"l" on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:57:00 PST

Beer Troubleshooting...101

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.FAULT: Imprope...
Posted by "K"r"y"s"t"a"l" on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:25:00 PST

Hangover Rankings...oh yeah ive seen um all

Hangover Rankings 1 star hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are ...
Posted by "K"r"y"s"t"a"l" on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:17:00 PST

The 5 Stages of Drunkenness

5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to an...
Posted by "K"r"y"s"t"a"l" on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:57:00 PST