pregnant |
wat do u call a blonde with 2 brain cells...
pregnant
Posted by Nik on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:06:00 PST |
where’s the birdie |
a blonde and a brunette were walkin through the park and the brunette see's a dead bird and says look at the dead bidie and the blonde looking up in the air says...
where?
Posted by Nik on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:05:00 PST |
funny |
wat did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home...
she moved
Posted by Nik on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:03:00 PST |
lottery joke |
a dude wins the lottery and runs home as fast as he can to his wife and says pack your bags i just won the lottery. she says so should i pack for the beach or the mountains. he says i dont care j...
Posted by Nik on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:41:00 PST |
o my god |
u can prick ur finger but u cant finger ur prick
Posted by Nik on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:50:00 PST |
another blonde joke |
a blondes house is on fire and she is scared to death. so she calls 911 and tells them that her house is on fire. yelling at the operator the lady says calm down we'll be at your house soon how do we ...
Posted by Nik on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 08:00:00 PST |
blonde joke |
How are blondes and tornadoes alike?
At first theres a lot of sucking and blowing then you lose your house.
Posted by Nik on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:31:00 PST |
joke of the month |
there is a black man and a mexican in a car. who's driving?
The Cops
Posted by Nik on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:18:00 PST |
joke of the day |
a little boy is in the kitchen with his mom while she cooks dinner. he is playing with a little toy bus. he stops the bus behind her legs and says "all you motherfuckers gettin off get off and al...
Posted by Nik on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:45:00 PST |
