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Lisa

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence!

About Me

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You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and is somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and is usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007


96%

Captain Jack Sparrow


88%

Lara Croft


88%

Batman, the Dark Knight


79%

El Zorro


75%

Neo, the "One"


67%

Indiana Jones


54%

The Amazing Spider-Man


54%

The Terminator


46%

Maximus


38%

William Wallace


33%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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My Interests

Rock Climbing, Electronic Music, Biking, Motorcycles, Tattoos, Gay Bars, Gay Boys, Anime, Engrish, Carniverous Plants, Bearded Dragons,

I'd like to meet:

Jake Gyllenhaal, Dave Navarro et al, Robin Williams, Bill Murray

Music:

Minimal Techno, Acid Techno, Speed Garage, UK Garage, Drum & Bass, Progressive Trance, Funky House, Acid House, Hardcore, Downtempo, 80's pop, J-Pop, Classic Rock, Ska, 70's Punk, Reggae,

Movies:

Jarhead, The 5th Element, This is Spinal Tap, Apocalypse Now, all Anime, Mary Poppins, Zoolander, The Labyrinth, As Good As it Gets, But I'm a Cheerleader, Hook, The Dreamers, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Scarface,

Television:

Prison Break, Futurama, The Simpsons, CSI, Survivor, The Daily Show, The Office (UK), um.. Anime again,

Books:

The Hitchiker's Guide books 1-6, Firestarter, The Tao of Pooh, Memoirs of a Geisha, Squamish Select, Harry Potter,

Heroes:

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My Blog

My Car Accident

It's really no big deal but I've been asked to write a blog about what happened. So here goes:Tuesday Morning April 9, 8:10amI'm driving South on Main to go to work and the city is in the middle of r...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:35:00 PST

My Celtic Horoscope

You Are A Cedar TreeYou are elegant yet unpretentious, modest yet vivacious.Attractive and friendly, you are full of imagination but might lack passion.You abhor vulgar people, and you don't like anyt...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:20:00 PST

RIP Boba

Rest In Peace Boba.Died: This morning at 1am.She survived so much (Haulocaust) and passed in her sleep this morning.xox...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:18:00 PST

Friday night lights

So.Some of you have asked that I explain Friday night and the events that occurred in less than an hour.  Having verbalised this story one too many times I've decided to just write it down and be...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:12:00 PST

Dear Socks

OH! SOCKS!why don't you stay up in my boots?why do you bunch down underfoot?i emplore you: stay UP, stay UP, stay UP,damnit OH! SOCKS!damnitdamnitdamnitdamn...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:26:00 PST

Quality or Quantity?...

  So today I sat at my computer with a friend's late night bulletin open in a tab in my browser cuz it got me to thinkin.  She's right.  A while ago I cleansed my life of all of my "fri...
Posted by Lisa on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:04:00 PST

Why can't we all just get along?

Why can't we all just get along?  "Back in the day" I had a great group of friends.  We were all practically inseperable though we ran with different but similar crowds.  Over the years...
Posted by Lisa on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:46:00 PST

He-Man...

So I've been spending a lot of time lately reading online comics.  I came across one I'd really like to share: I can't get enough of these.http://fivecomix.comicgenesis.com/index.html  on ...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST

The Myers-Briggs Personality Test.

Take the Myers-Briggs personality test: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp Then cut and paste this message and re-post (don't reply!)I really believe this test is important, I've actually...
Posted by Lisa on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:13:00 PST