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The guy who does Golem's voice in the LOTR movies. I just want to know how he got that job. What the hell did those try-out posters say? "Play 'Golem' in Peter Jackson's new geek film! Try out with a frog in your throat while a Malaysian hooker has a vice grip on your testicles!" It makes you wonder what other work that guy is going to get. Has he played other creepily voiced characters with dissociative identity disorder? Has this been a dream of his since he was young? Where can I find a Malaysian hooker in my area? So many questions...And, for those of you that read the last "I'd Like to Meet," and are noting and questioning the sudden change, it so happens that Stallone himself decided that it was time for a new Rocky movie, and I feel that a jab to Sylvester Stallone's throat could have dire consequences for one of us. I'm not going to say which one, as I don't want to embarrass anybody here, but I will say that SOMEONE would end up getting the living hell beat out of him. Once again, I'm not going to mention who would win that fight, I'm just going to leave it to your imagination. So, Sly, if you're reading this (and I know you are), I'm asking you now to drop the suit. It's not a big deal, it was written in jest, big guy. I didn't know it was your idea! That would have changed everything, I swear. So, please, have your lawyer call mine, since he apparently refuses to take calls from a group entitled "Budget Trailer Lawyers." But please, man. I'm begging you. No harm , no foul, right? Drop the suit, Sly. Drop it.
AFI, Queen, Tiger Army, Lou Reed, Elvis Costello, The Velvet Underground, Morrissey, The Explosion, Interpol, The Smiths, Duran Duran, The Cure, Bauhaus, Echo And The Bunnymen, Nightmare of You, Bloc Party, The Prize Fighter Inferno, Hellogoodbye, Coheed And Cambria, Dead Can Dance, David Bowie, Comeback Kid, Hot Hot Heat, The Sisters of Mercy, Dashboard Confessional, Hot Water Music, Good Riddance, Underworld, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Refused, Emanuel, The Academy Is..., Motion City Soundtrack, Bury Your Dead, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Madball, Snapcase, Paramore, Third Eye Blind, Bush, Barenakedladies, Panic (GASP) At The Disco, The Bravery, Joy Division, Head Automatica, Jurrassic 5, The Postal Service, Rage Against the Machine, Thrice, Deathcab for Cutie, Social Distortion, Swingin' Utters, Louis XIV, Billy Joel, Wolfmother, Bodyjar, Jack Johnson, The Beastie Boys, The Killers, Cake, Taking Back Sunday, Reggie And the Full Effect, and like a billion gazillion more
The Crow, The Big Lebowski, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Falling Down, The Goonies, The Lost Boys, This is Spinal Tap, and I will be god damned if Marie Antoinette was not the greatest film I have ever seen in my life.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Robot Chicken... You know, asshole TV.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Anything at all by Leonard Cohen, Paradise Lost (and most other Milton), Walking in The Footprints of God, Holidays on Ice, and, not that I'm a real Steven King fan, so don't look at this and get the idea that I'm one of you Steven King cult freaks who reads way too much into everything and looks for references to turtles and some guy named Randall Flagg in everyday life despite the fact that you are searching for said references in something that has absolutely no relevance to Steven King at all, but Everything's Eventual was amazing.
Batman. But not just any Batman. Michael Keaton Batman. He's just so freakin' cool. Oh, and the guy who played Bill in the "Bill and Ted" movies. It's interesting to see that he did those movies, played an essentially unnamed vampire in The Lost Boys, and then his career went absolutely nowhere.