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CC Sebath

I am here for Friends

About Me


My name's Chris. I like American V8 cars for some reason.
I work at K Mart. People think I hate my job. They could be right.

Some people tell me I need to lighten up. Other people tell me I'm ridiculously funny. Who knows? I imitate people, and I do it pretty well. If I imitate you, don't get all pissy, just take the compliment.

My Interests

I'm all about hockey, football and computers. I'm also a big fan of going to community college and working at a dead end job, where I can delay real life. I like driving my shitty car and picking races with people who don't know we're racing. I usually win, unless they figure it out.
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I'd like to meet:

Joe Thornton (San Jose Sharks, Center)

Gregory Peck (Actor, Philanthropist)

Jerry Seinfeld (Comedian, Jew)

Butter Bean (Fighter, Big Tubby Guy)

And who knows, maybe even insert your name here (probably a douche).

Music:


You throw me some NSync - Dirty Pop, and I'm going to be jammin'.

I also like me some techno, gangsta rap, 80's music...all that jive. I am incapable, however, of liking 50s Music or any country not done by Johnny Cash. Fuck that shit.

Movies:

Anything Quentin Tarantino touches is gold. I'm liking what I see from Seth Rogan, too. And damn, Jim Carrey? He's cooler than cream cheese on a bagel, man.

Television:


I'm a dirty Republican, so of course I gotta watch Fox News.

I guess Cartoons are for kids, but Rocko's Modern Life is awesome, so I guess that makes me a kid.

Books:

I read shit all the time. You show me a book that doesn't suck, and I'll show you a happy little Chris Chandler.

Heroes:

Heroes is a God damned good show on NBC, and I think Sylar is probably the coolest bad guy there is.

My Blog

Sasha: March 28th 1995 - December 21st 2006

..........I have nothing to say. My best friend is dead. What do I do?
Posted by CC Sebath on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 04:12:00 PST

The Tedious Journey of Bongo the Cat

Alright. I wrote this in Junior year in High School, and I got an A on it. It's a fictional story told through the perspective of a cat in the Pre-Civil War era of the United States, and it's exploits...
Posted by CC Sebath on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:20:00 PST

X-Ray Vision

You know, for whatever reason, I like to think alot. Maybe it's because I'm a smart guy...maybe it's because I'm usually by myself and I tend to listen to what I have to say pretty well. But whatever ...
Posted by CC Sebath on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:16:00 PST

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

My my my...the last week has been some sort of roller coaster for me. If you've read some of my latest shit on this site (blogs, bulletins...anything I've written at all, really), you'd know that I fi...
Posted by CC Sebath on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 02:49:00 PST

The Crunk Juice

So, at 18 and 5 months, I've finally come out of my shell and gotten drunk. I don't know what provoked me to finally do it...coulda been that I was in the prescense of people that I liked and trusted,...
Posted by CC Sebath on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 01:06:00 PST

A Feasable Solution to Lower Gas Prices.

A MySpacer who shall remain nameless posted the following. The following is an idea to lower gas prices: "This might be worth a try and it certainly won't hurt to test out this theory: GAS WAR - ...
Posted by CC Sebath on Wed, 03 May 2006 05:16:00 PST

Lobo

It's the first day of February, and instead of having a normal quiet evening, I'm listening to my dog slowly and painfully die in the arms of my Todd. His name is Lobo, and he has been in a life ...
Posted by CC Sebath on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:06:00 PST

NFL PLAYOFFS (Week 2)

Alright. Week 2 is here. Here are the standings for the betters as I see it. Chris C: 4 for 4 Erik K: 3 for 4 Nick S: 2 for 4 Jon M: 1 for 4 (There's another guy involved in this too, but I can't rem...
Posted by CC Sebath on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 04:02:00 PST

NFL PLAYOFFS (Week 1)

Alright ladies and gentlemen. The NFL playoffs are about to begin. Here are the standings in the NFL as we enter the post season: AFC 1. Colts..... 2. Broncos.... 3. Bengals... 4. Patriots...... 5. Ja...
Posted by CC Sebath on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:33:00 PST

Nov. 18, 2005...a day that will live in infamy...

On this day, not only was school tolerable, and not only did I go to a pretty sweet party (props to Greg), but REBECCA CHASE (chewbecca) KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK! My transformation is coming along great...
Posted by CC Sebath on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 02:43:00 PST