Honesty, cider and watsits are the way forward
Friends can be closer than family
All friends are equal but some are more equal than others
I dont care what you think of me cos it wont make me think any less of myself
Cops pull you over for stupid reasons
BK rules
Say whats on your mind instead of getting stressed over it
I play the electric guitar and like to write music
Chex shoes all the way
There are so many dickheads around its untrue
Muse live at wembley stadium - was mint
I work in IT and it aint borin (much)
Global warming is happening and its YOUR FAULT
Smoke if you want to kill people you care about
Cider - Yum
Mixed Grill beats Gammon - soz Dan
I love the stars and space
Its ok to have ginger stubble
Im a hypocrite and ill be the first to admit it
Yes ill fuck you off but the truth hurts