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(((Albertus)))

Life's a garden. Dig it.

About Me

I tried the nicotine patch, but found the smoke alarm hat works better.

My Interests

Lupercalia, Dance, Music, Sex, Romance, the Methuselah Grove and the Integratron

I'd like to meet:

The person or people who secretly feed my cat, Gore Vidal, Nelson Mandela, Queen Elizabeth, Kofi Annan, Brooke Astor (R.I.P.) & the first person who said "olly olly income free"....also, victims of unsynchronized passions, gender lizards and velcro twins.

Music:

If it moves me I'll shake it. If it grooves me I'll take it. If it bores me I'll break it.

Movies:

Being There, Network, Crash, The Grifters, Legend, Harlem Nights, Being John Malkovich, Heartburn, Short Cuts, Labyrinth, Silkwood, The Game, Fearless, The Last Picture Show, Who's Affraid Of Virginia Woolf, The Conformist, The Color Purple, Blade Runner, Nashville, Citizen Cane, Ocho y metzo , Pee-Wee's Bigtop, Under the Cherry Moon, Urban Cowboy, Baby Snakes, anything Pedro Almodovar, anything Alfred Hitchcock

Television:

I usually watch it when it is on and on occasion when it is off.

Books:

The Theodor Geisel Collection

Heroes:

Anyone who guards our freedoms.