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About Me

Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.
I LOVE KAYLA RAE
I'm NOT in it for the fashion
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Words Of Wisdom
1. Open your mind before you open your mouth.
2. Live and let live
3. Art is not a commodity.
4. Fuckable is a state of mind.
5. Dane Cook is not funny.
6. Body hair wouldn't grow if you weren't supposed to have it.
7. Originality never came from imitation.
8. You need a punch in the face every now and then, so you realize how awesome life really is when you're not getting punched in the face.
9. Don't be the creepy sober person taking pictures of the drunk people, at least smoke a fag.
10. Do unto others as they would do unto you.
11. Jesus was the first zombie.
12. An apple bong a day keeps the doctor away.
13. Jesus was a jew.
14. Never mind the rule of three, whatever you send out comes back to thee.
15. A day shouldn't start before noon.
16.There's nothing wrong with starting your day with a mimosa or two... or three...
17. Don't forget to bring a towel.
18. Karma's a bitch and she pays back in twenty fold.
19. Find your own damn rainbow.
20. Deny me and be doomed.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/7/2005
Band Members:

Influences:

When you're dead
they're all your friend
and they all knew you
way back when
Everyone is now a fan
and suddenly they love your band
When you're dead
they all write books
collect the pictures that you took
Record the perfect tribute song
because your name
is twice as strong
When you're dead
they fake the hugs
and spread the rumor
you did drugs
aren't afraid to ask about your past
and tell the world
who you fucked last
When you're dead
they say you're cool
and knew you when you went to school
They say they came to see you play
and now they want to see your GRAVE.

Type of Label: None

My Blog

well... it's true

Emo Kids.....I wonder when people will realize that the "scene" has become homogeneous. It's full of 14 year old girls with uneven bangs, black and white striped shirts, and tatte...
Posted by Squirt on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 09:56:00 PST

So you think you ’know’ what love is?

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. A real love survives the rock steady vibe. Lust is the desire of the skin. LOVE is the desire of the soul. A lot of peop...
Posted by Squirt on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:58:00 PST

You`re a zombie, eat me

Take me by the hand my friendGrab me by my throat againAct the same but everything's changedDrag me down our memory lane. Our last kiss could make me SICKBut one more shot should do the trick.Lips of ...
Posted by Squirt on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:31:00 PST

Deny Thy Lover. Refuse Thy Name. First. Last. And Always

He was chasing a dreamI was living a nightmareUntil one dayWe both woke upI held him closeI felt his heartSweet breath escaped from porcelain-doll lipsThe moon light burned In his violet eyesWe inhale...
Posted by Squirt on Fri, 12 May 2006 11:44:00 PST

We're just one big emo hating family...

So the other day me and my mom were grocery shopping, there were two guys working and one guy says to the other, "So last weekend I took my kids to that My Chemical Romance show, they're a punk band, ...
Posted by Squirt on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 02:13:00 PST

Oh how I love my family....

EMBARASSING STORY #1 The other day me and my family went into some store to get a few beers and some junk food. My parents were getting hella candy and acting real...
Posted by Squirt on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:48:00 PST

Parents

Ever walk around in the mall and see a parent walking their children with those horrible little leashes? Or better yet.. Ever see a kid that you go to school with&scared to even go home...in fear that...
Posted by Squirt on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 08:42:00 PST

I want to be pregnant

I want a baby in this tummy *pokes tummy* I want to be a mommy I want my own family
Posted by Squirt on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 02:32:00 PST

I wuv invader zim

Taste me Gaz! Im delicious! -Dib No one should be this Delicious! Dib By the way, its not called parent-teacher night. Its called Zim-doom-parent, Zim-doom-zimmy-doom night. Hehehe. Watc...
Posted by Squirt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Please fill this out bitches

Basics: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke? 4. D...
Posted by Squirt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST