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About Me

I'm Phil. Yeah, it's all natural. Usually upon first impression, you'll find me quit and awkward, but you know, I have to break in with you and stuff. You should kind of ask before you shoot things in my hair, because I seriously won't be able to find it. I'm not even kidding. I'm 15 and go to Henninger High School, something about knights or something. I'm pretty short and fat, and sometimes dislike the way I look, but whatever. Probably my biggest pet peeve is ignorance, and cutting in the lunch line. I like doing things fast, so I don't need to worry about time constrictions, and you cutting me isn't making my life easier. (NOT CAUSE IM FAT. D<);; I Like to look back at my blogs and laugh.

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This is where generic age old jokes like your mom goes.

My Blog

What’s wrong with me?

Please, you may be asking yourself, "Man, I've got my own problems. Why does everyone complain about everything?" Well, if you think that way, please leave now, because nobody's forsing you to read th...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:14:00 GMT

I’m sorry.. and thank you.

As I type this, it is 1:34 PM on November 16th, 2008. The past week and a half have been some of the roughest of my life. I haven't had a happy thought, and I wanted to say to everyone that I've broug...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:54:00 GMT

PHILIPPE FANTASTICO IS VERY FANTASTIC! (Merch?)

Today was one of the worst days in recent memory for yours truly, but like all good soldiers, I'm down, but I sure as hell not out! Like all good men, you bet your bottom dollar that I'm going to rebo...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 03:47:00 GMT

It’s all a ploy, a gimmick.

IF, you've been paying attention these past 10 months, you might have noticed me as the loveable idiot who loves to make a fool out of himself and damage his future life just to make you laugh. The wh...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 22:02:00 GMT

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Ha, it's been a while, right? I looked back at my blogs and realized how stupid each and every one of them were. So I got rid of them. It's not like any of you care. I also learned killing the caps is...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 16:44:00 GMT